Ifb

[Eumenides]

I was just thinking of a raw chicken and automatically made the leap to you. Funny how odd thoughts lead to something seemingly unrelated.

 

[just pet]

I was just thinking of a raw chicken and automatically made the leap to you. Funny how odd thoughts lead to something seemingly unrelated.

Proud member of the "Lame" club
What is Ifb?

 

[Eumenides]

Re: Re: Ifb

Proud member of the "Lame" club
What is Ifb?

IFB is InternationalFunBoy.

Me too on the lame front!

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Well any encounters I've had with any chicken of any size or cookedness was strictly CONFIDENTIAL, miss.... i will deduct two foxy bitch points and bust you down to private.

Now, close your eyes and open your mouth...

 

[Eumenides]

What??? You've had encounters with chickens???? The raw chicken in my sink just reminded me of you.



*Closing mouth and opening eyes*

That is what you wanted me to do, no?

 

[amelia]

my thread is way cooler then this one..i have pics and everything

**i'm NOT the one that told her about the chickens

 

[QuickDuck]

now if it was rubber chickens, you would have to include Sillyman

 

[sunstruck]

IFB

I think you should post more often. I'm sure you have a wonderful offline life that keeps you busy, but I find you wildly amusing and hugely entertaining and I'd like to see more of you on the board.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Hi just pet, I don't think we've met yet.....but now we're set. Soon I may jet, in a red corvette, with my tubby friend chet.

hahahah...does anyone else remember that the hardy boys had a chubby mischievious friend named Chet? I liked that saturday morning show with Parker Stevens and Shaun Cassidy...

Amelia, this is not a cool contest so save the drama for ya momma....

Sunstruck - thank you, my little poo blossom. Back at you double time with some cinnamon flavored body paint sprinkled on top.



p.s. i know you said 'wildy' before...i liked it

 

[amelia]

Amelia, this is not a cool contest so save the drama for ya momma....

uh..i'm the one that taught you that phrase..therefore..you can't use it in ref. to me!

 

[sunstruck]

Don't adore me for my typos. Adore me because I laughed when you called me poo blossom.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

can't

Save the Can't for ya aunt?

 

[amelia]

Save the Can't for ya aunt?

*shaking fist*

why i oughta???

 

[InternationalFunboy]

*shaking fist*

why i oughta???

kiss me with tongue? massage my heaving buttocks? cook me some prok chops?

hmmmmmm?

 

[TN_Vixen]

speaking of rubber chickens.... I remember an all too-hot threesome b/w me, funboy and a certain Lit member about a year ago. *ahem*

 

[sunstruck]

Vixen! *pounce* Umm, where is that thread please?

 

[amelia]

kiss me with tongue? massage my heaving buttocks? cook me some pork chops?

hmmmmmm?

yes, yes, NO

 

[TN_Vixen]

Vixen! *pounce* Umm, where is that thread please?

Hi sweet-tart! ;-) Good Lord, I can't remember the thread name, maybe funboy can?

 

[sunstruck]

Oh well, I'll just have to use my imagination. Happy belated birthday!

 

[TN_Vixen]

Oh well, I'll just have to use my imagination. Happy belated birthday!

Thank you. (grin) A certain someone had a lot to do with making it one of my best ever.

 

[sunstruck]

So he sprung for dinner at Applebees? That big hearted dope. lol

 

[TN_Vixen]

So he sprung for dinner at Applebees? That big hearted dope. lol

Applebees? He got me a Big Mac at Mickey Ds. Should I have held out for Applebees? And to think, I sucked his cock and everything!

 

[InternationalFunboy]

speaking of rubber chickens.... I remember an all too-hot threesome b/w me, funboy and a certain Lit member about a year ago. *ahem*

I think you are talking out of your ass...
get it? Talking out of your ass? whoowee...



(Who was it? was I good?)

 

[sunstruck]

Damn! You'd think it was his birthday. lol

 

[Problem Child]

Applebees? He got me a Big Mac at Mickey Ds. Should I have held out for Applebees? And to think, I sucked his cock and everything!

Is that so?

Christmas will be a cold and lonely experience for you, my little salamander.