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AreYourLightsOn

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So, I was in a parking lot today and just as I was pulling into a space a lady slid her shopping cart right in front of my car. I stopped before it slammed into my car, got out and went over to the woman to suggest that she be more careful. Well, this Mercedes driving suburban beauty queen told me to get fucked. And she had children in her car. Was I pissed?? Absolutely. Did I do or say anything?? Absolutely not. What's to do except to shake your head and pray for her children. At least I can write about it here.
 
What the fuck do I have to do to turn on my man?! Jesus Fucking Christ... I have gone out of my way so many times lately, to have our place clean, candles lit, meals cooked, me looking good in a neglige or nude, or something, I am just doing everything I can think of, and he's just too damned tired for me, but can go play computer games.

that's what I'm pissed at.
 
AreYourLightsOn said:
So, I was in a parking lot today and just as I was pulling into a space a lady slid her shopping cart right in front of my car. I stopped before it slammed into my car, got out and went over to the woman to suggest that she be more careful. Well, this Mercedes driving suburban beauty queen told me to get fucked. And she had children in her car. Was I pissed?? Absolutely. Did I do or say anything?? Absolutely not. What's to do except to shake your head and pray for her children. At least I can write about it here.

That was you?

I'm sorry. I was in a hurry to drop the kids off & meet my lover for a nooner.
 
Re: Re: If you're pissed off at something, register it here!!

MorgaineLaFay said:


That was you?

I'm sorry. I was in a hurry to drop the kids off & meet my lover for a nooner.

Cute.

I hope it wasn't you because if it was, you are fucking hopeless excuse for a human being. And I wouldn't want that to be the case.
 
I have a pet bunny. I have had rabbits for pets since childhood. I have a neighbor who has a pet rabbit, and the cruel fucking anchovie smelling cunt had the poor creature declawed. What the fuck?

Rabbits NEED their claws to be able to walk properly! It is their only traction! If they have no claws they get splayed legs and end up crippled! That wretched bitch! how would she like it if I cut her toes off?

I wanna go steal her bunny. I wanna take it home with me and love it and hug it and feed it carrots and Bok Choy (they love that) because that stupid bitch doesn't even treat her pet right. She just gives it the bare necessities, nothing more.

I want to slap the piss out of her. She keeps it in a cage ALL THE TIME!


AAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!

(I am going to steal her bunny, I swear it)
 
Naaaaaaaaa...I don't even have kids. And I always give up my parking space to others. In general, I usually introduce myself before I tell someone to get fucked.



*wink*
 
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