If you're horny and you know it...

[Prince Romeo]

Clap your hands!

 

[Starblayde]

Clap your hands!

*raucous applause from all sides*

 

[lobito]

clapping my hands isn't gonnado anything for getting rid of the horniness, is it?

 

[JazzManJim]

I can't. One hand's busy...

 

[marksgirl]

Can I stomp my feet insteed I have stitches in my hand and it hurts to clap?

 

[Allexus_TN]

*clapping wildly, then wonders why, when those same hands could be busy*

Excuse me....this is where I came in.

 

[Prince Romeo]

If you're horny and you know it, then your pants will surely show it

If you're horny and you know it, stomp your feet.

 

[Coca~Cola]

Clap your hands!

Tried that, didn't work
went on to stomp my feet, didn't work either
right now I'm in my office doing the hoochie koochie and turning myself about...

Still nothin

Maybe you should demonstrate.

 

[HoHoBomb]

if your horny and you know it..

cluck your tongue.

 

[DarkAngel]

yeah okay..

how about we smack you!

 

[Prince Romeo]

Maybe you should demonstrate.

Ok then. Try this:

If you're horny and you know it, then sitting on my face will surely show it

If you're horny and you know it, shout "Hurray!"

 

[ub6ibfine]

*clappin like a muthafucka*

 

[marksgirl]

If you're horny and you know it, then your pants will surely show it

If you're horny and you know it, stomp your feet.

Thank you! *STOMP*

 

[Prince Romeo]

If you're horny and you know it, do all three (marskgirl, kissinggirl, Allexus_TN!)
If you're horny and you know it, do all three (marskgirl, kissinggirl, Allexus_TN!)
If you're horny and you know it, then stting on on my face will surely show it
If you're horny and you know it, do all three. (marskgirl, kissinggirl, Allexus_TN!)

 

[Tungwagger]

Roly Poly,

Lickin her holy,

Slippin' and slide in the goo...

Rub yer nuts,

Against her butt...

And she'll make love to you.....






















Sorry.........Carry on......

 

[Coca~Cola]

If you're horny and you know it, do all three (marskgirl, kissinggirl, Allexus_TN!)
If you're horny and you know it, do all three (marskgirl, kissinggirl, Allexus_TN!)
If you're horny and you know it, then stting on on my face will surely show it
If you're horny and you know it, do all three. (marskgirl, kissinggirl, Allexus_TN!)

Oh, sure leave me out...
I'm going to go play in the sandbox, if that's the way your going to be.

 

[Zmey]

yeeeeeesssss

 

[Prince Romeo]

Tungwagger, Um, shouldn't you be saying something more like:

What big eyes you have,
The kind of eyes that drive wolves mad.
So just to see that you don't get chased
I think I ought to walk with you for a ways.

What full lips you have.
They're sure to lure someone bad.
So until you get to grandma's place
I think you ought to walk with me and be safe.

I'm gonna keep my sheep suit on
Until I'm sure that you've been shown
That I can be trusted walking with you alone.
Owoooooooo!

Little Red Riding Hood
I'd like to hold you if I could
But you might think I'm a big bad wolf so I won't.
Owoooooooo!

What a big heart I have-the better to love you with.
Little Red Riding Hood
Even bad wolves can be good.
I'll try to be satisfied just to walk close by your side.
Maybe you'll see things my way before we get to grandma's place.

 

[marksgirl]

If you're horny and you know it, do all three (marskgirl, kissinggirl, Allexus_TN!)
If you're horny and you know it, do all three (marskgirl, kissinggirl, Allexus_TN!)
If you're horny and you know it, then stting on on my face will surely show it
If you're horny and you know it, do all three. (marskgirl, kissinggirl, Allexus_TN!)

Now your talking! *stomp stomp*

 

[Prince Romeo]

Zmey, weren't you in the movie "Hook"?

Zmey: I just had an apostrophe.
Captain Hook: I think you mean an epiphany.
Zmey: Lightning just struck my brain.
Captain Hook: That must hurt.

 

[Prince Romeo]

If you're horny and you know it then you really oughta blow me
if you're horny and you know it come and blow me.

 

[DarkAngel]

If you're horny and you know it then you really oughta blow me
if you're horny and you know it come and blow me.

French Horny at that

 

[sorority_girl]

Tungwagger, Um, shouldn't you be saying something more like:

What big eyes you have,
The kind of eyes that drive wolves mad.
So just to see that you don't get chased
I think I ought to walk with you for a ways.

What full lips you have.
They're sure to lure someone bad.
So until you get to grandma's place
I think you ought to walk with me and be safe.

I'm gonna keep my sheep suit on
Until I'm sure that you've been shown
That I can be trusted walking with you alone.
Owoooooooo!

Little Red Riding Hood
I'd like to hold you if I could
But you might think I'm a big bad wolf so I won't.
Owoooooooo!

What a big heart I have-the better to love you with.
Little Red Riding Hood
Even bad wolves can be good.
I'll try to be satisfied just to walk close by your side.
Maybe you'll see things my way before we get to grandma's place.

I love this song. A lot. the acapella group the bobs does it the best.

 

[Prince Romeo]

French Horny at that

Venir le coup me.

 

[Prince Romeo]

I love this song. A lot. the acapella group the bobs does it the best.

Hmmm, then let me introduce you Tonguewagger. He's a little crazy, but if you scratch behind his ear, he'll roll over and show you his belly.