If you're able to tweet

KRCummings

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Then you aren't really scared.

In the mall hiding in the back room. There was a shooting at clackamas. Through the window literally 15 feet in front of us. #terrified


Well, I’m alive, but the shots were close enough that I felt the air pressure change on my neck. Clackamas Town Center.

Currently locked in nordstroms. Anyone have any updates? Heard he shot himself, heard he's still on the loose, etc.


Now this one I believe is from someone who's scared: I’m just gonna sit in my car for a while.
 
I've been shot at and it wasn't even close and not even sure they were shooting at me and I was scared shitless. I get one that's close enough to actually feel the air pressure change, I'm not tweeting about it. Ever. That's the kind of shit your mind doesn't let you think about too much.
 
I've been shot at and it wasn't even close and not even sure they were shooting at me and I was scared shitless. I get one that's close enough to actually feel the air pressure change, I'm not tweeting about it. Ever. That's the kind of shit your mind doesn't let you think about too much.

I've had knives and a gun pointed at me. I didn't have time to think. I seriously doubt these "people" were in the mall at the time, and if they were, why the fuck Tweet? Why not, I don't know, CALL THE POLICE or LOVED ONES?
 
oh yes... in my final dying moments and last once of strength I'll write this letter to whom this may concern. Sorry I had them at is that a gun in your pocket ...
- vintage dying shmuck from the 80s with a pen and paper
 
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My spleen just ruptured and I am coughing blood. Hope the hospital is not busy.

#Twitterismylife

I know some pathetic people that are like that. Racking up tweets and followers like it's some proud badge of honor. They need a life so they choose Twitter to be their life.

So, if they're twittering, pretending 'on the scene' coverage, no surprise there, it just fits their MO.
 
I've been shot at and it wasn't even close and not even sure they were shooting at me and I was scared shitless. I get one that's close enough to actually feel the air pressure change, I'm not tweeting about it. Ever. That's the kind of shit your mind doesn't let you think about too much.

I've had knives and a gun pointed at me. I didn't have time to think. I seriously doubt these "people" were in the mall at the time, and if they were, why the fuck Tweet? Why not, I don't know, CALL THE POLICE or LOVED ONES?

So, I see that some of our exes are relatives. (That was a joke.)

I haven't been following the Clackamas Mall shooting. But I've heard that, overall, the crowd handled it rather well in comparison to other massacre shootings.
 
Hey, I'd tweet if I was being shot at.

I'd even try to get some pics too.

Not me. I'd either be too busy shooting back in self-defense or running for cover. And when I dial 911, I hope I don't have to ask them if they can hear the words coming out of my mouth.
 
This is very sad...

like humorously sad.

I swear one of these days I am going to get a twitter so I can see what the fuss is about.
 
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