If you're a complete asshole...

[Dillinger]

Do not post to this thread.

If you haven't succumbed yet to complete assholetudinousness you may post exactly 9 words.

If you're only partly an asshole you're entitled to 17 words.

If there is no asshole in you at all you may post 23 words.

The rest of you can do what you want.

 

[Rambling Rose]

17 words? Ok then...

Does the title count for four? I am shit out of luck then.

 

[lilminx]

I think today I am allowed to post 17 words. Right now I'm being a partial asshole.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

23 words huh?

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty, twentyone, twentytwo, twentythree.

[You see? You can be an asshole and post 23 words.]

 

[christophe]

I am a partial asshole, just ask my wife (9)

 

[freakygirl]

I don't think I have been an ass...yet (9)

 

[April]

17 words

23 words

I just can't decide.

 

[Vilac]

Hell, only nine words?

That's more than I need.



V~

 

[AusTess]

I
am
not
an
arsehole
i'm
just
misunderstood
often.

 

[riff]

You mean I can't act like a stupid jerk in this thread? I'll go along with seventeen.

 

[GreenEyedGirl]

Let's see, I have an asshole. Yet I have other parts as well.
So.... hard to say. I will delude myself with optimism.



<edited because I can't count with my fingers past 10 apparently!)

 

[MissTaken]

23 words

Twenty three words is a true gift. However, I am not sure which twenty three words to post. Does anyone have any ideas?



Ummmm I think that is exactly 23 words!

 

[Wave_Rider]

I'd like to state: its my snippy tongue that places the label of Assholeusmaximus on my chest

 

[SexySlut2]

tewnty-three? Ok, let's see, in my opinion, I am not an asshole at all, and I think most would agree quite adamantly.

 

[Starblayde]

Look how many complete assholes there are at Lit.

13 replies and 77 views. You lot suck.

 

[Black_Bird]

I don't think I'm an asshole, but then again that is something that is usually only jugded by other people. Maybe... don't know.

 

[scylis]

all you motherfuckers are going to pay! you are the ones who are the ball lickers!!

 

[ksmybuttons]

Assholes are our playground, mine to him and his to me. We open the shackles of earth to reach orgasmic delight together in assholes.

 

[Rambrat]

Re: 17 words? Ok then...

Does the title count for four? I am shit out of luck then.

You were so close Blushing ... I know you can do it...
I know because I just did!

(17)

 

[Guest]

 

[Dhalgren]

Twenty three is a very magickal number. Breaking apart, cyclic…coming back together. Two and three make five. The number of our watery Earth.

 

[Black_Bird]

Damn Discordians plugging in 23 where it's not wanted! (9 )

 

[Dhalgren]

Hey..it's his thread.

~grins~




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[DulceCrema]

Should we aim for twenty-three different words? Or would seventeen varying terms with six repeating ones suffice? If hyphenated, is it a double?

 

[Allexus_TN]

What if..

you haven't been an asshole today but you're about to be? This makes seventeen words.