If your wife/girlfriend was a roll of toilet paper...

[Problem Child]

What kind would she be? Charmin, with it's extraordinary softness and bulk, or the bargain brand? Would she be embossed and perfumed, or plain-jane white and kind of rough on your bunghole?

C'mon...this is interesting! Post your long, detailed answers here!

 

[Laurel]

Soft and quilted, with rosettes, tail side facing out for easy access.

 

[Mistress]

OMG! PC, were you watching the 5th wheel?

 

[Problem Child]

OMG! PC, were you watching the 5th wheel?

5th wheel? Ya lost me on that one hon.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Rubyfruit]

Only the softest, plushest brand on the market for my tender parts. No perfume though please, I'm sensitive.

Ruby

 

[BITE_my_ASS]

_Hope my twist on this ain't too kinky, BUTT for my own toilet paper I'd LOVE . . .

. . . another wet & warm LICK of Problem Child's tender TONGUE!

 

[Cheyenne]

I don't have a wife/girlfriend.

Especially since I'm as straight as an arrow and have no interest in having either one.

 

[BITE_my_ASS]

Cheyenne Friendless? (Oh, you poor, lonely, isolated little thang!)

I don't have a wife/girlfriend.

What a surprise!

 

[TN_Vixen]

how about

that new kind that stays a little wet?

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: Cheyenne Friendless? (Oh, you poor, lonely, isolated little thang!)

What a surprise!

Fucktard

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

. . . Yeah man, you are right Rambo, I am a phag. Heeeeeeeee. I lost my dildo yesterday, and for that reason I'm using a bundle of pencils packed together instead. Damn man, it hurts. I will have a hemmorrhoid soon, I'm pretty sure. Please, someone Bite my ass - make the pain go away

 

[BITE_my_ASS]

It would be GREAT FUN havin' a SHIT SLINGING CONTEST with all you NERDS & TURDS, BUTT

Then I'd have to use Problem Child's tongue to wipe up the crap, & what with yayati's toxic waste and Shy Anne being so ignorant she forgot how to take off her panties, I'd hate to be responsible for the disgusting residue!

 

[Jesus_CHRIST]

Bless you my children. CUNT you all forgive one another's dressed-ASSES?

Surely it is F-A-R more BLESSED simply to turn thy other cheek?

SHIT SLINGING is a W-A-Y NASTY sin.


Keep it up & you'll all go S-t-r-a-i-g-h-t to HELL, where my SEX slut SATAN will bugger you with her RED HOT DILDO!

 

[Guest]

Hi, I am Bite_my_ASS the great. I just want to make sure you guys know this. I am a phag. I like to phuck myself up the ass, especially with a 9" dildo. I like big hard cockk. If anybody wants to phuck me, just say so. Lemme also phuck a goat,
I love phucking goatsGive me a vibrator man. Hey PC man, can I touch your balls? I like feeling your balls. Hey PC, let's get married. We are meant for each other. Ugggghhhh, Aaah, PC, no man, don't penetrate thru the stomach. I'm gonna die. Ugggggh. Whew, that was awesome. Go, phuck DCL now. I'm
always ready for a threesome. Man, I'm having a hard time dumping in the bathroom. My ass hurts. Do you feel the same man? Heeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Guest]

P.S I would like to fukk and rape PC. I am his lover and we
are thinking of eloping and getting married african style. I am from ugabuga land where everybody is blackskinned like my lover PC. PC is from my african tribe, we call ourselves Arian which means turdface in our language. We enjoy hardcore anal sex and bondage, I personally like kiddie porn while PC
prefers something a little more hands on, like jerking off horses and camels. On his free time he gives free blowjobs to arab tourists visiting amer. Man do I blow some mean dick, I like guzzling nigger cum the best, it tastes kinda like
milk! Today I rammed my 1 inch dick into my eye sockets and gouged out my eyes, it was so much fun!! Sometimes, when I feel really horny, I pack PC's black butthole while he is sleeping. When PC isn't there, I usually go ramm a door
or something, or I goto my papas house where he ramms me from behind, good old papa he is always there for me. Anyways, PC is waiting for me, I need to go titfukk him, love always. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[KillerMuffin]

On this thread, PC is mine. I am not sharing. So your fantasies will just have to remain thus. Fantasies.

 

[BITE_my_ASS]

The REALBite_My_ASS will now stand up so you can KISS IT!

Well, they do say that imitation is the SIN-searingest form of flattery!

And lot's of other CRAP, too.


BUTT seriously, fucks, some of KillerMuffin's BULLSHIT was pretty cool!

SHE can KISS MY ASS for FREE!


Or NOT, if she really wants to pay me for the privilage!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

That would be......

"Used" toilet paper.

 

[Guest]

:

P.S. I am a real phag!

 

[Guest]

KillerMuffin slobbered:
On this thread, PC is mine. I am not sharing. So your fantasies will just have to remain thus. Fantasies.

Hmm... KillerMuffin & P.C. sitting in a tree.
F-U-C-K-I-N-G!?

MY, My, my & hairy cherry pie!

Whatever WILL her STUDmuffin say?

I'll tell HIM right away!