If Your "Over-Weight", Move To Houston, TX...

[KID ROCK1]

You'll blend right in with everyone else since Houston is once again the #1 city for fat people...

Dallas was #9 on the fat city list...

Honolulu was the skinniest city...

Criteria for judging a city...

Food preference...
Number of parks...
Number of gyms...
Population...

Other top 10 fat cities...

Chicago...
Detroit...
Philly...

I didn't actualy agree with the criteria for judging the cities tho, I would have evaluated cities based upon the following...

% of people with home computers and internet access...

% of kids and senior citizens...

% of people with satelite dishes or cable tv...

% of people that own an X-Box or PS2...

Avg. number of liqour stores per sq. mile...

Climate...

Number of McDonalds hamburger joints...

Cost per pack of cigarettes...

~i~

 

[JaymesBlond007]

Fat Texans...

Gee, that's some late breakin' news you got there, huas...

 

[Ham Murabi]

Did Crisco, Arizona, make the list?

 

[Ham Murabi]

How about Lardo, Arkansas? Is it on the list?

 

[Ham Murabi]

I'm really working hard to keep this thread alive.

At any rate, speed or pace of locomotion, was Jellybutt, Oregon, on the list?

 

[Ham Murabi]

Gravyjaws, Virginia?

 

[Andreina]

there is place called Mianus in FL. I know I'm missing the point here but I always wanted to say: look at this fat bloke in Mianus.

 

[TWB]

Ha! That's funny.

 

[JaymesBlond007]

Originally posted by Andreina
there is place called Mianus in FL. I know I'm missing the point here but I always wanted to say: look at this fat bloke in Mianus.

And be fully clothed?

 

[Holly Delight]

LOL !!!

there is place called Mianus in FL. I know I'm missing the point here but I always wanted to say: look at this fat bloke in Mianus.

Oh, my God!!! Just too funny!!! Good one!!!

Holly

 

[Andreina]

actually, there is a village in austria called Fucking

and a place in Norway called Hell.

 

[JaymesBlond007]

I believe there is a Hell in the Grand Caymans, as well.

you know, just in case...

 

[glamorilla]

really?

i always thought hell was a club in the meat packing district...

 

[bknight2602]

 

[someplace]

You didn't add in the "glisten" factor -- it's the Gulf Coast's secret weight reduction system. (Gals in Texas aren't allowed to "sweat"...they "glisten")

I have it on fairly good authority that the people in Wisconsin are much fatter than us Houstonians. (I think it's all that polish sausage they have up there....)

 

[Aphrodisiac]

You didn't add in the "glisten" factor -- it's the Gulf Coast's secret weight reduction system. (Gals in Texas aren't allowed to "sweat"...they "glisten")

I have it on fairly good authority that the people in Wisconsin are much fatter than us Houstonians. (I think it's all that polish sausage they have up there....)

someplace,

I would also think it would be all the cheese in Wisconsin.