If your girlfriend/wife was a car...

[freakygirl]

What would she be?


1. SPORTS CAR: Very expensive, High maintenance, Everyone wants to take her out for a joy ride. But no one wants her bills.



2. LOW RIDER: Lot's of money invested to look great. But hard to ride long distance.



3. 4 X 4: Will go anyplace and looks good clean or dirty. Easy to fix up.



4. ECONOMY: Will go long distance with little or no maintenance. Very dependable, easy on the pocketbook, and not ashamed to be seen with.



5. MINI VAN: Is good with the whole family, but can be washed up for a special occasion.



6. JUNKER: Never washed, more dents and wrinkles than even you know what do to with. Don't want to be seen with it, but will work in an emergency. Keys left in it with hopes someone will steal it.

My husband made this up awhile ago

I'm a 4 x 4.. according to him

 

[mig]

Definitely 4x4.

 

[Calamity Jane]

I'd have to say I'm a 4x4 too.

Which I find amusing, because before I read the thread, I was going to post into it that I needed a man like my truck.

Soo... i need the human equivilant of a 2001 Silverado 3/4HD 4x4 extend cab...

 

[christophe]

sports car

definitley a sports car...kinda like a mustang gt convertible.....and the insurance on her is killing me

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

I don't know that I can yet have the priviledge and honor of calling CK my girlfriend, but I would classify her as a Subaru Impreza WRX; an all around fun car with a high horsepower (turbocharged and intercooled) DOHC engine, full time all wheel drive with limited slip, four wheel independent suspension with disc brakes all the way around - beautiful styling, very efficient and affordable, yet very fun to drive in all conditions, both on and off the pavement. Very safe design with modern crash protection. Who could ask for more?

 

[Silverlily]

According to my husband, I have the curves of a 69 Vette, so put me down for sportscar.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Straight to the scrap heap. I have neither girlfriend nor wife.

 

[EnchantedBeauty]

lmao at this thread!! I am definitely a 4x4!!

 

[freakygirl]

*bumping just for the hell of it*

 

[Gavin the juggling monkey]

A 1976 Biege Austin Allegro.

 

[teresafannin]

I think my sweetie & I would both be considered 4 x 4's.

 

[freakygirl]

my husbands "girlfriend"

 

[tn_8tiv]

Definitely a 4X4.

 

[thumbs2_ca]

lol

EDSEL

 

[kotori]

postal jeep

Said with Love: sort of like a combination of 3 and 4, and just a little bit funky, too.

 

[erosman]

classic 4x4

not the new-fangled computerized, power-everything kind, but a late 50's to early 60's. Restored or modified, either way.

 

[pabloback]

Straight to the scrap heap. I have neither girlfriend nor wife.

BITCH
YOU STOLE MY POST AGAIN

 

[pabloback]

A 1976 Biege Austin Allegro.

does that model come with the quartic [square] steering wheel?

 

[gridiron]

As for my baby..

She's definitely a midnight blue 1980 International Harvester Scout II Rallye with a bored-out V8 392, Edelbrock Carb, Dana 44's, 5-speed tranny, 10" American Racing Baja rims, 35" BFG's, 2" body lift, 4" Skyjacker supsension lift, Rancho shocks, 8000-LB Warn winch on custom bumper with brush & grille guard, and a fiberglass body tub w/ side panels, quarter panels, and hood.. On the interior, you've got your basic Kenwood eXcelon MP3/CD receiver blaring through two 10" Infinity BassLink subs in the back, cradled in a custom-built sub box, an Infinity Reference speaker system, all wired into a Rockford Fosgate Punch 800 amp.. That, ladies and gentlemen, covers it all.. Classy looks, rugged durability, sweet, sweet sound, and the means to dig my ass out of trouble should I need help.. What more could you want?

 

[PowerOfOne]

I do not have a wife or a girlfriend. I am a straight female. However, if I can find a woman that cooks and cleans I will consider marriage and I do not mind if she fucks around on me.

My ex was a male of course and I think he would be considered a Vega.

1) Could not hold up
2) The warranty was not worth a shit
3) Ugly in a cute kind of way
4) The advertising was misleading
5) Is now extinct and kicked to the curb (or junkyard for males that have lost their usefulness).

Oohh I forgot! Performance problems.

 

[freakygirl]

Re: As for my baby..

She's definitely a midnight blue 1980 International Harvester Scout II Rallye with a bored-out V8 392, Edelbrock Carb, Dana 44's, 5-speed tranny, 10" American Racing Baja rims, 35" BFG's, 2" body lift, 4" Skyjacker supsension lift, Rancho shocks, 8000-LB Warn winch on custom bumper with brush & grille guard, and a fiberglass body tub w/ side panels, quarter panels, and hood.. On the interior, you've got your basic Kenwood eXcelon MP3/CD receiver blaring through two 10" Infinity BassLink subs in the back, cradled in a custom-built sub box, an Infinity Reference speaker system, all wired into a Rockford Fosgate Punch 800 amp.. That, ladies and gentlemen, covers it all.. Classy looks, rugged durability, sweet, sweet sound, and the means to dig my ass out of trouble should I need help.. What more could you want?

OMG.. i just creamed my panties

When you are done with her.. can i have her??

 

[Renegade]

3. 4 X 4: Will go anyplace and looks good clean or dirty. Easy to fix up.

That's the kind of girl I usualy end up with.

 

[gridiron]

Re: Re: As for my baby..

OMG.. i just creamed my panties

When you are done with her.. can i have her??

Heh.. I'll have to ask her about that.. I'm sure she'd be willing to explore the possibility of a threesome.. Just one question, though.. Were you referring to my baby, as in my girl friend, or my baby, as in my truck?

 

[DriveSouth]

If-

My wife were a car, I'd ride her everyday

 

[Summery]

Re: If-

My wife were a car, I'd ride her everyday

Now, you would make a good husband!