If your cock/pussy could talk

[Vinny]

If your cock/pussy could talk, what would it say about your present lover?
How would it direct a new lover to satisfy it?


It would say that he is very satisfied at the moment but would like more variety ie; 3 somes.
It would tell a new lover not to forget to invite her other pussy friend over.

 

[Elizabeth]

If your cock/pussy could talk, what would it say

umm..more, please.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

"Take me to Kalamzooooooooo"

 

[plasticman33]

Re: If your cock/pussy could talk, what would it say

umm..more, please.

What she said!

 

[bluespoke]

No! Not there again. You keep putting me in there, its dark and hot. What do I have to do? Everytime I go in there I spit at it, but neither of you take any notice.

Then there's the one that tries to swallow me. At leasty that one pulls away the minute I spit.

And as far that other place. Phew! That's gross!

Why can't you just stroke me, like when I was younger?

 

[MizTabby]

Pussy talk

eat me, drink me

Tabby in Wonderland

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

We already have a talking pussy here. Do a search for "SYNThysist".

 

[MissTaken]

Mine would say,

"Damn! It is getting lonely down here!"



Please, Vinny....your's is far more interesting to listen to !

 

[Vinny]

Haha

It is funny how Captain Happy has a mind of his own. He knows how to convince my hands to exercise. He gets hard at all the wrong times if there is such a thing as a wrong time. He can never stay home. He always galavants around the neighborhood. Bad boy that Captain Happy

 

[Vinny]

if mine is far more interesting to listen to

Mine would say,

"Damn! It is getting lonely down here!"



Please, Vinny....your's is far more interesting to listen to !

Then please tell Captain Happy what you wanna hear!

 

[tn_8tiv]

Mine would say, Damn baby, don't stop what you're doing.

Shit, now I'm horny thinking about it. Gotta go fuck.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

help help

i'm dying..... ahhhhh *choke choke*

 

[SilverVeil]

Mine would say " Feed me "

 

[tigerjen]

"suck and lick me!!"

 

[Georgia Girl]

Knock, knock....hello....

if anybody is up there in the mental regions get this ass on a plane -- we need to be in Seattle right fucking now for some serious discussions with a certain friend of ours. This would be followed by an exasperated sigh showing displeasure.

Dawn

 

[tn_8tiv]

"suck and lick me!!"

When please?