If your bed could talk!!!

[Vinny]

What would it be saying to you during your LAST sex act?

A: Wow you and your hand compliment one another

 

[MissTaken]

I didn't know you could do THAT to yourself!

 

[Kitte]

You should not be doing this it is detrimental for your self esteem and WOW! Ive never heard you scream like that.

 

[Vinny]

I know

the feeling

 

[His_kitty]

Please lemme rest!

 

[DéjàNu]

again?

 

[marksgirl]

It would say........

Everything in one night? Holy Shit!

 

[Andreina]

get your knees off my fucking springs.

 

[alildevilish]

hey

what was that dance you were trying to do?

 

[brokenbrainwave]

MY God, I thought the two of you were going to go on a diet!

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

It Would Say Nothing!

It Knows Its Place.

 

[Ginny]

who are you talking to?

 

[paganangel]

i'd cut its toungue out.

 

[huskie]

What would it be saying to you during your LAST sex act?

A: Wow you and your hand compliment one another

LOL... Vinny

mine would say "Damn, you fucked your self Better, last night than your wife did this morning!"

 

[Vinny]

LOL

I know the feeling. That dayum bed talks to much

 

[sexy-girl]

it wouldnt say anything because we werent in the bed or the bedroom

 

[sabbathstorm]

My bed wouldn't have a thing to say. It's neglected

 

[bluntforcemama]

It would probably tell me to replace some of its springs.

 

[WickedAsianBabe]

Don't you ever give it a rest?? http://www.clicksmilie.de/sammlung/sport/sport004.gif

 

[MrKinkMaster]

If my bed could talk....

"Hey... are you the new guy????"

 

[APhil]

My bed says...

"Dammit, man, you can't take the whole bed by yourself! You need someone else!"

 

[nitengale]

It would say...

"Girl you are good! Now open those legs and rub yourself on me again...go on...go ahead..."

 

[BamaBelle]

What would it be saying to you during your LAST sex act?


Hey, You two....have you ever thought about getting a trampoline to sleep on????




--Belle

 

[missy2]

Would you PLEASE get these wet,sticky sheets off me!

 

[concrete]

bed

..it is my couch that i'm worried about,,{all lies}
never seem to make it to the bed