If you worked for the IRS . . .

[Hamletmaschine]

OK, I need your help.

I'm biting the bullet here and getting to work on my taxes (a whole week-and-a-half earlier than usual, I might add), and so I'm feeling the urge to eat a lot of junk food tonight to help ease the pain, since it's unlikely that I can get anybody over here to give me blowjob tonight.

So, my question is:

If you were a clerk for the IRS, and you got my tax forms to review, what sort of junk food goo would you prefer to have smeared all over the forms?

Remember now: I need to stay on the IRS's good side.

 

[seXieleXie]

other goo. be creative, i'm sure you can think of some other kind of goo to sp...er... smear on the forms.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

other goo. be creative, i'm sure you can think of some other kind of goo to sp...er... smear on the forms.

 

[Gnufi Poppets]

I am the not the understanding of the this you are the saying with your robot shakespeare name that you are the having.

What is this IRS that is the taxing you? I am saying do not be the taxed out - you are the needing to be the relaxing!

I say you should be having the hot wild sex on the forms you are the stressed all the out over and covering them with the love goo!

 

[NoRegrets]

I'd go for moo goo gai pan.