If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say ?

[AahhWhattheHell]

NP keep your claws off of me.

 

[Handley_Page]

NP keep your claws off of me.

Like the claws of a cat, they are retractable. All you gotta do is ask nicely. . . .

 

[SweetMaj]

Like the claws of a cat, they are retractable. All you gotta do is ask nicely. . . .

Pretty please…with sugar on it…

 

[Jp_hug444]

Pretty please…with sugar on it…

Heaven does exist!

 

[Handley_Page]

Pretty please…with sugar on it…

Oh yes. You surely can

 

[SweetMaj]

Oh yes. You surely can

I can hardly wait…

What do you have in store for me, HP?

 

[AahhWhattheHell]

I can hardly wait…

What do you have in store for me, HP?

Hey Maj. still giving me the cold shoulder?

 

[Handley_Page]

Hey Maj. still giving me the cold shoulder?

Can't you see; she's a little busy ?
Now them Maj, where were we ?

 

[AahhWhattheHell]

Can't you see; she's a little busy ?
Now them Maj, where were we ?

I can see where keeping up with a one ton beast MIGHT be a little daunting.

 

[Handley_Page]

I can see where keeping up with a one ton beast MIGHT be a little daunting.

Well, it does take some effort.
And it's more than a ton. . . .

 

[SweetMaj]

Can't you see; she's a little busy ?
Now them Maj, where were we ?

Somewhere between whipped cream and honey.

 

[Handley_Page]

Somewhere between whipped cream and honey.

Where have you hidden the spoon, my dear ?

 

[SweetMaj]

Where have you hidden the spoon, my dear ?

Over there, handsome. —>

 

[AahhWhattheHell]

"My Grandma, what long sexy legs you have."

 

[Handley_Page]

Excuse me while I find my glasses. . . .

 

[SweetMaj]

Excuse me while I find my glasses. . . .

Look what I found!

Now - what do I get in return, HP ?

(I expect something swollen)

 

[AahhWhattheHell]

Look what I found!

Now - what do I get in return, HP ?

(I expect something swollen)

I speak no ill of HP himself, but his Drago's ego is pretty big. Will that do?

 

[EdEc]

I speak no ill of HP himself, but his Drago's ego is pretty big. Will that do?

"How did you get in here?"

 

[JayJams78]

I get that car or I am posting pictures... to EVERYONE!

 

[Handley_Page]

Maj, can you ease the pain of a damaged foot please?

 

[JayJams78]

Wait. I'm not Maj. So unless she got in bed with us...... In which case why the hell am I talking to you insread of playing naughty games with her?

 

[Wishingbox]

Wait. I'm not Maj. So unless she got in bed with us...... In which case why the hell am I talking to you insread of playing naughty games with her?

Um… do you want Coffee?

 

[JayJams78]

But this is my house. It's my coffee. My expensive fresh ground espresso roast coffee. And I make the coffee.... You mean I have to use up and make my coffee for all these people? Dude, I am DEFINITELY getting that car... And Maj!

 

[Handley_Page]

But this is my house. It's my coffee. My expensive fresh ground espresso roast coffee. And I make the coffee.... You mean I have to use up and make my coffee for all these people? Dude, I am DEFINITELY getting that car... And Maj!

You might have a problem persuading Maj. . . .

 

[JayJams78]

Well dammit. They slip into my house, into my bed, drink up my coffee, and I don't get to be part of the orgy!