If you were the eighth dwarf.......

Bitchy

Oh, forgot to add why. Um. Because I'd go around spouting rude bits of commentary because I suppose they're all probably uber incapable of doing a good job the first time, and then they'd either just call me bitchy, or they'd mutter 'bitch' under their collective breaths.
 
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Alloftheabove-exceptDoc

Cos I am in turn: Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Sneezy, Bashful and Dopey
 
Punchy

Because I would start punching other dwarves for their singing while they work. Let me work in peace!
 
Assy

Edit: Because I'm an ass. :p

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Rape is wrong, but I like the sound of the name Rapey. An evil dwarf in the corner looking at Snow White in a creepy way. Thinking to himself, “I'm gonna hit that whether she wants it or not.” Really creepy, thinking he can take advantage of the princess since she’s run away and everyone thinks she’s dead. The other dwarfs are too scared to say anything or warn her. Also even though they won’t admit it, they feel a bit relieved that he got a new toy to play with. Maybe their asses will finally get some rest.
 
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Assy

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Rape is wrong, but I like the sound of the name Rapey. An evil dwarf in the corner looking at Snow White in a creepy way. Thinking to himself, “I'm gonna hit that whether she wants it or not.” Really creepy, thinking he can take advantage of the princess since she’s run away and everyone thinks she’s dead. The other dwarfs are too scared to say anything or warn her. Also even though they won’t admit, they feel a bit relieved that he got a new toy to play with. Maybe their asses will finally get some rest.
^ fucking awesome.
 
Little_Sister

Why... for all the wrong and disgusting reasons of course. :eek: I will be the Smurfette of dwarfs.
 
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