If you were a toy, misfit or otherwise, what kind of toy would you be?

[sunstruck]

Hey it's Christmas. lol We've got toys on the brain!

 

[Silverluna]

a cabbage patch doll...they always are so cute and cuddly...and they aren't barbie doll thin either...just like me...

 

[Eumenides]

Right now I'd be that snowball toy that is kind of like playdoh, only stronger that you throw at things and it goes SPLAT.

I'll have a better one later.

 

[christcat69]

I would be vibrating undies.

 

[medjay]

A Transformer. Preferably a Decepticon because they could fly.

 

[Guest]

a bag of broken glass and razors

 

[bluemuse]

a bag of broken glass and razors

Ah...the "Bag o Glass"....

 

[christcat69]

Really- I'd be a cute little stuffed snow leopard.

 

[marksgirl]

Do sex toys count?

 

[bluemuse]

I would be vibrating undies.

Could you imagine Mommy's surprize when her little darling finds these under the tree?

 

[RawHumor]

I'd be SNL's Happy Fun Ball.

"Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball"

 

[sunstruck]

Do sex toys count?

This is Lit what do you think?

I'd be a video game. I have easily pushed buttons. lol

 

[marksgirl]

This is Lit what do you think?

I'd be a video game. I have easily pushed buttons. lol

Well in that case I wanna be a cock ring, all bright and shiny and wrapped around a cock!

 

[huskie]

i'd be an Erector set

 

[bluemuse]

I'd be a set of paper dolls. Classic, dependable, endless possibilities if you use your imagination......something you could always go back to when all the newfangled crap gets boring.

 

[marksgirl]

i'd be an Erector set

Why does this not suprise me?

 

[Nora]

I'm slinky! I'm slinky! for fun I'm a wonderful toy!

 

[RawHumor]

I'm slinky! I'm slinky! for fun I'm a wonderful toy!

Your fun for a girl and a boy!

 

[Nora]

Your fun for a girl and a boy!

I excel in group situations.

 

[Prince Romeo]

I already am a toy. A boy toy. Or so, some think.

 

[perks]

a rubberduck, of course

 

[RawHumor]

I excel in group situations.

Good girl!

 

[Lost Cause]

Toys in the Attic...........

I would be the G.I. Joe doll that is the WW2 army motorcycle trooper, with the 1942 WLA Harley-Davidson, with the 45cu side valve engine, chain driven, with the Thompson 1921A1 .45 cal Machine Gun! Oooh, I'm gonna buy one today!

 

[marksgirl]

I already am a toy. A boy toy. Or so, some think.

Dear Santa,

I've been a really good girl this year, if you could be so kind I'd like a "Boy Toy" for Christmas this year!

Marksgirl

 

[christcat69]

a rubberduck, of course

How weird.
I was just thinking about a bath.

Rubber Ducky, you're the one
You make bathtime lots of fun.