If you were a pair of underwear....

Naked Hunny

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Ok after a bad bad typo in Expertise's Am I a dick thread I felt the urge to ask this question.

If you were a pair of underwear what type would you be?

Thong, G string, bikini, highcut, french cut, or briefs?

men well boxers or briefs here although i know some men wear other choices .

WE want details people!!
 
I'd be a g-string and Cheri would be wearing me!!! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!
 
If....

If I were any pair of underwear - I'd take myself off. Don't where'em. Old hippies never die - they just cut their hair short, get mainstream jobs, where Dockers and don't where any undies.
 
Naked Hunny said:
If you were a pair of underwear what type would you be?



I saw the sexist pair of black silk boxers in my Fredrick's catalog, they come with a matching robe with a dragon on the back. I have ordered them for my honey for Christmas and that is the undewear I want to be.
 
Hey i saw that in my fredericks catalogue isnt that the sexiest thing you have ever seen!! Thing is you need a man that looks like fredericks models!!
 
A pair of oversized, old, ratty, comfortable boxers. That describes me too a tee. Think George from Big Brother. Happy underwear is what I am. Just one step from becoming a dust rag.
 
When I wear underwear its exclusively button fly athletic stuff. Boxers tend to bind and bunch. This is Canada though so I have the required pairs of long johns and waffle knits too.

I have had silk stuff in the past, a la Fredericks, but it just turns me in to a walking erection.

Just in case someone happens to read this I love the look of purple underwear...just not on me;)
 
Yes, it's really me - smell the smoke.

Boxers, boxers and more boxers - got to let the lady's in the front row see the outline of Big Davey.
 
i would be one of those supersoft fuzzy cotton thingies. i don't know why, but i would.
 
Re: Yes, it's really me - smell the smoke.

David Letterman said:
Boxers, boxers and more boxers - got to let the lady's in the front row see the outline of Big Davey.

Would you quit following me! Every where I turn there you are. Do I have to get a restraining order or what??
 
Expertise said:

I have had silk stuff in the past, a la Fredericks, but it just turns me in to a walking erection.

Yep walking erection that is the out come I am looking for from this gift. :) We have been married almost 12 years and he has slipped a little over the years but he was build like a fredrick's model back then and that is how I still see him even though he has changed.
 
I'd like to be the bug in your rug Kitten!

*laughing*

LL, your words make everything sound sooo sexy! *wink/grin*
you could tell me to kiss yor ass with toungue and ....wait, never mind! *hahaha*

Calvin boxer briefs with the button fly. Comfy, suportive, restrains against the flopout syndrome, and for some reason my ass always gets grabbed alot. Anything that aids in a grope of my body sounds great to me!
 
*Paging Nancy Drew*

You and your purple unmentionables can come over to the hug thread if you would like (I would like it). I think i'll hide out in there till its time to go home.

I have Chianti and big honkin body pillow covered couch, interested?
 
hmm... *rummages through her closet and pulls out a Frederick's bag* April... *hands her a set of purple silk lingerie and nods in Expertise's direction* have fun! I'd join you...
 
Vrroooom!

LL, you bunch my Calvins sweetheart!
Care to pop a few buttons on my undies?
Watch out....I'l have to tug gently upward on your g-string!
*oooohh MG* Then where would we be? *wink*

Care for a 3-way with Sav.Kitten and Tiggs? Or would you rather solo? *hmmmmm?*

LL, your words tune my motor to a throaty roar!
 
White cotton french cut panties for work. Black or purple silk thongs for play, preferably with matching bra or corselet.

I keep trying to get my sweetie into silk boxers, but he likes plain white briefs, maybe something sexy for Christmas, we both like dragons. Might have to get a Frederick's catalogue.
 
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I'd have to be thong underwear hopefully on some sexy lady...
 
Juliangel said:
Expertise said:

I have had silk stuff in the past, a la Fredericks, but it just turns me in to a walking erection.

Yep walking erection that is the out come I am looking for from this gift. :) We have been married almost 12 years and he has slipped a little over the years but he was build like a fredrick's model back then and that is how I still see him even though he has changed.


A lovely and wise reply, Juliangel, just as i would expect from you.

Amadeus
 
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