If you went into a highway rest stop - having to pee - and........

[Uber Sparky]

you were alone - and.........

There in the stall next to yours........

Was the answer to all your sexual fantasies.......

What would you do?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Peek through the glory hole to see what the fuck you were doing that was so funny.

 

[lovetoread]

I'd have to ask myself why I could see into the other stall in a womans restroom.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

you were alone - and.........

There in the stall next to yours........

Was the answer to all your sexual fantasies.......

What would you do?

I have a hard time picturing the answer to all of my sexual fantasies being in the stall next to me at a highway rest stop.

Must be some kind of mental block.

 

[cg_allstar]

Hmm. I think I'll be staying away from the rest stops on I-95 from now on.

 

[Uber Sparky]

That would be cool......

If you flushed the toilet and - woosh! Your ass was sucked into another dimension - another planet.

A land of sespools, porta potties and rotting excrement.

A land called Planet Turd.

Where everything reeked of the stench of human waste and flies grew as big as a house. Where fire was forbidden - because you could possibly turn the planet into a star with the light of one match.

Such is my land - my fertile land.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Note to those unfamiliar with Sparky:

He's into scat.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

Note to those unfamiliar with Sparky:

He's into scat.

Ahhhh, OK.

 

[Uber Sparky]

Scat you cat - you pussy on my porch

You drank all my kids milk
And simply scurried away
Slinking - slinking - and looking so coy
I'll never buy you another cat-nip toy

So run now
Before I get my broom
Run away little pussy
Or prepare to meet your doom

 

[WhatsHerName]

Note to those unfamiliar with Sparky:

He's into scat.

Thanks for the clarification...

 

[sch00lteacher]

Was the answer to all your sexual fantasies.......

What is the answer to all of my sexual fantasies? I'd be interested in seeing that. Because I sure as hell don't know what or who it would be.

 

[floridaguy64]

Note to those unfamiliar with Sparky:

He's into scat.

EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW YUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYY!!!!

Now mind you, a little rimming being fresh from a bath or shower is ok. But dirty,nasty,fecal whatever you want to call it worship? NASTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

 

[ma_guy]

Note to those unfamiliar with Sparky:

He's into scat.

No shit?

 

[Uber Sparky]

Crapazoidal!

Fecalishous!

Shitastic!