If you want to be happy for the rest of your life.....

[Carnevil9]

Anyone remember that old song?

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NF5XU-k2Vk

I heard it on the radio the other day and it struck me as the good basis for a Lit story. A dude has the hots for a beautiful woman, and he manages to date her, but she gives him nothing but heartache. Treats him like shit, always late, stingy in the sack, etc. Maybe it's just one beautiful woman that he yearns for, or maybe it's a succession of women that keep disappointing him.

Meanwhile, he has a friend who happens to be a homely girl. She is totally in love with him but he never notices; he just thinks of her as one of the guys. She watches his failures at romance and shakes her head; she KNOWS she can make him happy! Finally, she manages to get him in bed (maybe he's drunk and depressed about his latest bad date with the beauty?) and she totally rocks his world: fucks him eight ways to Tuesday, sucks him like a whore, curls his toes with her mad sex skills. He swears off beautiful women forever and stays with his homely friend, happily ever after.

Maybe it's best suited for the Romance category, but I could see the sex being amusing.

 

[Hypoxia]

I have a number of story fragments based on old songs. That is one. Another is YOU DONE WALKED ON MY HEART AND YOU STOMPED THAT SUCKER FLAT. Wait a minute, let me look at my titles list...

Song Stories:
Barnacle Bill; Sandpaper Sal; 10 Little Indians; Dublin Girls
Take Off Your Skin (It Ain't No Sin) - Life is a Cold Lasagna
The Cat Came Back (LW) - The Girl I Left Behind Me (Romance) .
Brotherly Love (Mom & Dad Too! All in the family!) (Incest-GM)
I Thought The Wreck Was Over (But Here She Comes Again) (LW)
You Walked On My Heart (And You Stomped That Sucker Flat) (LW)
Let's Spend The Night Together (EC) - Honky Tonk Women (Group)

Soul Kitchen (IR) - A Day In The Life (ROM) - Chains (EC)
Ugly Girl (Never Make A Pretty Woman Your Wife) (LW)
Under My Thumb (BDSM) - Stupid Girl (LW) - UAW/MF (BDSM)
Eve of Destruction (LW) - End of the Night - Lady Jane
Slum Goddess (From The Lower East Side)
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I Wanna be a Bus (I wanna be a big bus, I wanna bus the world around, I wanna be the biggest bus that ever bussed the world around) (Fetish)

A Medly 01: TJ Brass
A Taste of Honey - She became infatuated with cunt juice. (Lesbian)
Tijuana Taxi - He was taken to a sex show he'll never forget. (EC)
The Lonely Bull - The cuckolder had run out of wimpy husbands. (LW)

Yeah, old songs can be great inspirations. I recall one author here who names stories after Beatles songs. Was that compulsion?