If You Passed the Litster Above You in the Store, what would they have in their cart?

[SweetSara86]

massage oils.

Leather chaps, mustache wax and a pack of Marlboro reds.

 

[Xerxes82]

Amazing shoes, a sexy outfit, and a travel size mouthwash.

 

[SweetSara86]

Amazing shoes, a sexy outfit, and a travel size mouthwash.

A beautiful gilded cage and some bird seed.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Leather chaps, mustache wax and a pack of Marlboro reds.

don't smoke, no facial hair....

A beautiful gilded cage and some bird seed.

Klondike bars....

 

[Handsonyou]

Vehicle was and leather conditioner.

 

[SweetSara86]

This...http://www.playtexplayon.com/products/sport-compact-tampon ...because she doesn't want to be held back while partaking in vigorous activities.

Hand sanitizer and a box of Kleenex.

 

[Handsonyou]

Hand sanitizer and a box of Kleenex.

Shop towels are better.

A large bottle of some type of alcohol to help deal with the likes of people like me.

 

[SweetSara86]

Shop towels are better.

A large bottle of some type of alcohol to help deal with the likes of people like me.

A shop vac....for those big messes

 

[Handsonyou]

A shop vac....for those big messes

You can use it for other purposes too.

A hazmat suit.

 

[SweetSara86]

You can use it for other purposes too.

A hazmat suit.

Roofies, candles and a value pack of AA batteries

 

[Handsonyou]

Roofies, candles and a value pack of AA batteries

Bingo!

Taser, fire extinguisher and cuffs.

 

[_valkyrie_]

All things monochrome: Oreos, licorice, milk, rice, caviar and Guinness.

 

[Plane_Guy]

All things monochrome: Oreos, licorice, milk, rice, caviar and Guinness.

- A copy of "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
- glue
- rocks
- a bottle of water
- plant seeds

Just the average planet making stuff...

 

[curvyangel1969]

- A copy of "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
- glue
- rocks
- a bottle of water
- plant seeds

Just the average planet making stuff...

Liverwurst
Whiteout
Nylon rope

 

[13Fantasies]

Liverwurst
Whiteout
Nylon rope

Spray tan

 

[curvyangel1969]

Spray tan

(I think that's a hint that my butt is blinding him? )

Band-Aids
Ziplock bags
Clip on tie

 

[13Fantasies]

(I think that's a hint that my butt is blinding him? )

Band-Aids
Ziplock bags
Clip on tie

I like your butt.

Fidget spinner

 

[papadoc19]

Corn Flakes

 

[SweetSara86]

Corn Flakes

Lamb chops, Filet mignon, Hairbrush and a copy of National Geographic

 

[Handsonyou]

Lamb chops, Filet mignon, Hairbrush and a copy of National Geographic

Chicken breasts, quinoa and latest SI

 

[SweetSara86]

Chicken breasts, quinoa and latest SI

Oysters, Pint of Gelato, satin sheets and a new tripod for his camera

 

[Handsonyou]

Oysters, Pint of Gelato, satin sheets and a new tripod for his camera

Terrible that the old tripod got broken but oh what a story!

Passion fruit, mahi mahi and instruction manual for PM's.

 

[papadoc19]

Lotion

 

[sogrl90]

Lotion

Foam finger and mega phone

 

[Stryderthorongil]

Foam finger and mega phone

Flowers and dark chocolate