If you need a laugh today.....

[PowerOfOne]

The Pope had just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a
limousine to the
airport. Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could
drive for a while.

Without much of a choice, the chauffeur climbed in the back of the limo
and the Pope took the wheel.

After gleefully accelerating to about 90 mph, the Pope was pulled over
by the State Patrol.

The trooper came to his window, took a look inside, and said, "Just a
moment, please. I need to call in."

The trooper called in and asked for the chief. He told the chief, "I've
got a REALLY important person pulled over and I need to know what to
do."

The chief replied, "Who is it? A senator?

The trooper said, "No, even more important."

The chief asked, "It's the Governor, isn't it?"

"No. More important."

"The President?"

"No. More important."

"Well, Who the heck is it?!," screams the chief.

"I don't know," said the trooper. "But he's got the Pope as a
chauffeur."

 

[plasticman33]

Cute, POO!

 

[PowerOfOne]

Thanks, Plasticman! I do my best. The world is much too serious so let's lighten it up!!

 

[Wanderer D]

Hehe, good one.

 

[Guest]

Thanks a million......One can never have too many laughs.....besides, they never run out.

Thank you for sharing, PowerOfOne.

 

[plasticman33]

A woman went to the doctor on a followup to his prescribing testosterone hormone therapy. She said, "Doctor the therapy appears to be working fine, but I'm a little concerned with some of the side effects." "Just what side effects do you mean?" questioned the doctor. "Well", replied the woman, "I'm growing hair in places I'd never expected." "Extra hair growth is nothing to be concerned about it's a normal side effect. Just where are you experiencing it?" The woman hesitated then replied, "On my balls!"

 

[Renegade]

LOL Thanks. Needed that.

 

[PowerOfOne]

Plasticman

~Laughing~ Thanks, Plasticman. Bring on the smiles~~

 

[plasticman33]

A young guy was complaining to his boss about how mad his girl friend was making him. "Why don't you try what I do with my wife"? said the Boss, "I just pull her pants down and give her a sound spanking"! "Oh but boss", the young man replied, "That won't work, by the time I pull her pants down, I won't be mad anymore".

 

[Wiggles]

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[shyybabe]

Macho Man

The typical "macho man" married typical good-looking lady.
After the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you! I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise! I'll go hunting, fishing, boozin, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it! Those are my
rules. Any comments?"

His new bride replies, "No, that's fine with me, but just understand one thing... there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night - whether you're HOME or not!"