If you live in OH, look out!

[Sir_Winston54]

If you're a resident of the great state of Ohio, you might want to read this article concerning a bill that has already passed the Ohio House, and now must only get through the Senate:

Click here to see how your lawmakers intend to spend your money...

 

[laurel-marie]

I'm speechless.

I am so glad I live where I do.
Pretty sure that bill will not catch on here.
*goes off singing new song in my head, New orleans ladies...

 

[caela]

Wow, someone has way too much time on their hands!

 

[Eilan]

I'm hanging my head in shame.

But remember--we're talking about a state that's one of the few that's yet to pass a law that allows women to breastfeed in public places (though they're working on it), and certain lawmakers (who are also business owners) want to tack on exemptions that allow small businesses to make their own rules in this regard.

 

[esclave_PP]

If you're a resident of the great state of Ohio, you might want to read this article concerning a bill that has already passed the Ohio House, and now must only get through the Senate:

Click here to see how your lawmakers intend to spend your money...

This is HORRIFYING. Shame on them. Shame on people letting it happen.

 

[Aeroil]

Americans are so funny sometimes.

 

[esclave_PP]

Does make you lose a certain amount of faith in humanity...well at least in a certain sect of American society in any case.

 

[Aeroil]

yeah, some people are nuts....

 

[rcuhljr]

Well this isn't going to help my bid for ending virginity.

 

[snowy ciara]

Huh. According the part about no booths allowed and the part about deriving profits from sexually oriented materials, sperm banks and insemination clinics are now "adult businesses" too, as they tend to send the "donor" off to a little room with certain inspirational materials to help things along.

rc, I've always felt intimidated by my severe lack of sexual experience, too, but since penetration by anything now counts as intercourse I can count my yearly gyno visits as intercourse. Does this mean any guy who's had a prostrate exam isn't pure as the driven snow either?

What a bunch of goofs!

 

[Xelebes]

Americans are so funny sometimes.

Canada has some similar laws to this - like at the strippers. You cannot touch the strippers or tip them on stage.

 

[arctic-stranger]

Ohio doesn't have a lot of beachfront, but swimmers will want to take note of the definition of "nudity," which means, in part, "the showing, representation, or depiction of human male or female genitals, pubic area, or buttocks with less than a full, opaque covering." No doubt, a court will determine how much of someone's ass crack or cleavage constitutes "less than a full, opaque covering."

Plumbers beware! Just say NO to crack!

On the other hand, the law says it's a legitimate defense if the sexually explicit material is being "disseminated or presented for a bona fide medical, scientific, educational, religious, governmental, judicial, or other proper purpose and by or to a physician, psychologist, sociologist, scientist, teacher, person pursuing bona fide studies or research, librarian, member of the clergy, prosecutor, judge, or other person having a proper interest in the visual materials or performances." [Emphasis added] Gonna be a hot time at the old monastery tonight!

does this mean if i am studying the Binding of Isaac, i can practice on the French Girl? Oh, and we can do a good biblical skit based on the Song of Songs. Ok, guys, church is in session.

 

[Aeroil]

Canada has some similar laws to this - like at the strippers. You cannot touch the strippers or tip them on stage.

*shrugs* I wouldn't know lol. Besides I was kidding.

 

[snowy ciara]

Plumbers beware! Just say NO to crack!



does this mean if i am studying the Binding of Isaac, i can practice on the French Girl? Oh, and we can do a good biblical skit based on the Song of Songs. Ok, guys, church is in session.

snagging a front row seat in the choir loft You can see everything from here!

 

[Vixandra]

Ya know, CA may have issues... but daaaaaaammmmmnnn, Ohio's puttin us to shame.

 

[snowy ciara]

wandering back through to stalk Vixie

 

[TaintedB]

Well this isn't going to help my bid for ending virginity.

This is pretty wild, Sir Winston. I used to think Canada was pretty buttoned down because of it's very liberally interpreted "porn crossing the border" laws, but this is beyond buttoned-down. It's insane gonzo puritanism.

Rcuhljr, I quoted you because I am curious about your avatar. What is going on in it? I see crying lady. I see naked guy in mask. I see a pillow(?) under his feet and something red (blood?) on it. But wtf is he holding in his hand?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

But wtf is he holding in his hand?

Her panties.

 

[catalina_francisco]

Sure hope this madness is not contagious, though it is probably wise not to hold my breath as I am sure there are plenty or sexually repressed politicians who would support such laws....not to mention the ones who are doing lots of naughty things and get off on them being taboo so will love stricter laws to prevent the plebs from enjoying the same priviledges they can usually buy their way out of getting snatched for.

Catalina

 

[tealsphynx]

I wonder if this means a husband can claim his wife has committed adultery after she's gone in for her yearly PAP...or for using the tampon...
STOP THE WORLD I WANT OFF IT'S GETTING TO CRAZY!!!!

 

[h_i_s]

"vaginal intercourse between a male and female; anal intercourse, fellatio, and cunnilingus between persons regardless of sex; and, without privilege to do so, the insertion, however slight, of any part of the body or any instrument, apparatus, or other object into the vaginal or anal cavity of another. Penetration, however slight, is sufficient to complete vaginal or anal intercourse."

Well now, isn't this just lovely?

Based on this (see bold) we've all lost our virginity moments after our births.

One of the first procedures performed on any newborn infant : Anal insertion of a rectal thermometer.

It is my opinion that whoever worded the whole thing is GUILTY of exactly what this section states, in that, they obviously had their lawmaking head inserted up their own anal orifice.

 

[Kajira Callista]

ewwww i hope whatever they have over there is not contagious.