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[Digital Blue]

What is the best way to masturbate for you personally?

I myself love to read sex stories with a bottle of lotion.

 

[mixelplix]

First thing in the morning just before getting out of bed while I'm still in that fog of not just awake but not sleeping anymore.

Thats when its the best. But just any other time or way will do.

 

[Guest]

ummm

looking through denise richards pictures on the net

 

[Guest]

With pure imagination

 

[Htown_boy]

I'd have to say while watching my girl play with her toys and letting out those little moans as she climaxes

 

[Guest]

Damn did u say?!

Damn Guys only?!
Do Strap~Ons Count?! .. lol.. HeHEhe!! Melissa

 

[poohlive]

Every time I think about Melissa with that strap on, I masterbate. Honestly, I can't help myself.

 

[Guest]

Every time I think about Melissa with that strap on, I masterbate. Honestly, I can't help myself.

HEY!! No maturbating W/out me.. THats a strict Rule..... Lol..... Melissa

 

[poohlive]

Well... ok, you may not be there, but I'm thinking about you, so it counts for something.
No, it doesn't, I'm sorry. Don't worry, we can set up a schedule or something. How about once a day and twice on Saturday's?

 

[Hellava2]

Masturbating a problem

Personally, I can't get off from masturbating. Im not sure if Im doing it incorrectly or if its just not appealing to me. Sex is the only way for me to ejaculate. Does anyone have a similar situation or any input they would like to provide.

 

[flawed_ethics]

Nah - can still spill a load if need be. Maybe I'm still young enough to get my rocks off without a hitch. Ahh, the ignorant joys of youth! (Not to say you're old, but rather that I'm ignorant)

Orgasming? Now that I haven't experienced in a LONG time. Maybe I should mosey on down and take a peak over at the personals...

 

[Guest]

Well... ok, you may not be there, but I'm thinking about you, so it counts for something.
No, it doesn't, I'm sorry. Don't worry, we can set up a schedule or something. How about once a day and twice on Saturday's?

Yes thinking about me does count 4 sumething.. but how do u know its really me?! lol..... must b that ass ur thinkin about.. lol.. *looking behind me* mmmmm lol...
how bout 3 times a day..... and 4 times on wkends?! thats more like it.. no slacking now!! *Wink* Mel

 

[Hellava2]

Who are you calling old?

I don't know where you got the idea that I was old. I am only 19. I don't know maybe you were just kidding around, but the favt still remains that maturbating doesn't work for me.

 

[poohlive]

A man, living without masterbation? Not getting off on it? Has the whole world come to an end? This is one of the seven signs of the apocalypse, isn't it? First Oprah's own magazine, and now masterbation rejection.

Tell me, did you grow up very religiously? Was masterbation frowned upon in your home? Your mom didn't walk in on you playing with yourself, and now every time you do, all you can think about is her.
Man, if that ever happened to me, I know I wouldn't ever masterbate again. Come on, that's just poor manners.
Then again, sometimes when I masterbate I think about that t.v. show crossing over. You know the guy who says that your family is still there and watches over you.
I keep thinking my grandparents are watching me get off, and that really spoils the mood. Then, I imagine my great grandparents, and other relatives who died before I was even born, and they are all watching me. Then, I realize that I'm just a porn show for the dead.
That scares me.
Hee hee, then I log onto this site, and one of the wonderous stories helps me out. Always good to relax and hear about Mindy's wild night out.
Melissa. Three times a day? Damn woman, you trying to kill me? Aww, don't worry, I'll keep up. You'll have to start though.
Oh, and I do admit, I keep thinking about that ass all the time (looking behind me) Yeah, now that's a fine ass.
hee hee.
~Gary~

 

[poohlive]

Anyway, back to the topic. The best way for me to masterbate is with a friend. I have a couple who I call ever so often, and we play this wonderful game. She is on the phone as he is pleasuring her.
We both get off within minutes of calling, and the only word I can use to describe it is "explosive."
Out of all the times I've ever masterbated, that has got to be the best. With all of the grunting and groaning. The only thing that beats it is sex.
That and maybe winning the lottery.
It would have to be one hell of a jackpot though.

 

[dandatitan]

Well, truthfully, I can masterbate whenever I want too, I just have to get myself ready for it. I masterbate reading erotic materials, watching live cams, or archived cams, thinking about celebrities, and thinking about my girls. Anyway, I get off about 3 times a day, so I am good to go. Dandatitan

 

[smooth1]

I love to take my time, play with my nipples, massage my balls and breath deeply while reading Literotica stories. When my cock hardens, I will begin to slowly slide my foresking over the head of my cock. I will switch grips my time though my favorite is making a circle with my thumb and forefinger with the thumb closest to my body. As I slide up I tighen the grip pullling the head of the cock upwards.
When I get close, I slow down and wait for sperm to start moving in my balls. At that point, I begin to rub the inside of my fingers up and the top of the shaft close to the uretha until I almost reach the point of no return. At that point I stop, squeezing down on the base of my cock, shutting off any flow that might make it to the top. I wait briefly until the feeling passes and begin again. I do this a minimun of 10 times. On the third or fourth time, I start to have many orgasms. Waves of pleasure flow up my back and down my legs and my cock twitches as if trying to pump the ejaculate out. I only allow myself to cum once a week and that session is incredible.

 

[Hellava2]

Its not that

I have never had my mom walk in on me and I don't think the dead watch me. Its just I can't get any pleasure from it. I can be rock hard and want to cum so bad that I can just feel it, but it just won't work. I can't get myself off. When my girlfriend jacks me off, everthing goes fine. Maybe its just that self-pleasure isn't my thing.

 

[rexfelis]

Masturbation

Masturbation has always been a very private thing for me, but in the last few years I have gotten more comfprtable talking about it.

I can masturbate in different ways, depending on the situation and position I am in. I can do it with or without lubrication, standing, sitting, or laying down; hands, or no hands, using something soft instead.

Because it's so private to me, nobody has ever seen me masturbate, and nobody has ever gotten me off that way.

One day, some special woman will be allowed to watch.

 

[Aaron26]

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[Ragingbull]

Nothing better than jerking off with a nice pair of rosy red lips wrapped around my cock. Does it for me every time!

 

[Hellava2]

I agree with that. I love head. Now I get that in all types of places: at home, at work, public bathrooms, you name it; I've got some there. Head is is the single most great invention since sliced bread. Does anyone agree?