If you had to do one thing for the rest of your life, and nothing else...

If a wizard put a spell on you and you could only cum one way, which would you choose

  • intercourse

    Votes: 25 44.6%
  • oral Sex

    Votes: 19 33.9%
  • anal Sex

    Votes: 4 7.1%
  • masturbation

    Votes: 7 12.5%
  • humping the Couch when Guests are Over

    Votes: 1 1.8%

  • Total voters
    56

Cruel2BKind

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Then what would it be? If you tried anything else, you wouldn't be able to come, or even get aroused
 
Intercourse, most definitely. This way, I could still please a woman, and it is, in my opinion, the crown jewel of the sexual world, in any case. Now if only i had a girl to do it with... :/ but that's another story.
 
really think about that tho... Being able to only perform intercourse, that means that you wouldn't be able to masturbate. If I was given the choice now, I might have to choose masturbation, because you can still masturbate while having sex (well, women can) and I have no idea when I would be able to find a man to help me out!
 
really think about that tho... Being able to only perform intercourse, that means that you wouldn't be able to masturbate. If I was given the choice now, I might have to choose masturbation, because you can still masturbate while having sex (well, women can) and I have no idea when I would be able to find a man to help me out!

To me, the woman's pleasure is more important than mine. Also, it would be worth the wait in between. The less you have sex, the better it feels. Its not so ordinary if you don't have it every day.
 
Hard to pick, but if you really think about it, masturbation is the most logical answer since you can do it as much as you want, whenever you want.

If you choose sex or oral, then you would have to have a partner in order to cum.


I guess I'd go with masturbation for that reason.
 
This is interesting... I wish there was a way to tell the females and males who voted on this post...
 
Probably not, but the thread didn't specify women. And just because a man has to do only one thing for the rest of his life, doesn't mean his woman has to.

Not that anyone, I expect, would want to only do one of these things for the rest of her/his life, so that's just as reasonable an answer as any other.
 
I don't masturbate hardly, so that's out. Being able to really really really enjoy regular ol' sex the way so many other people do would be A-OK by me. I'd still be able to get my regular kicks doing other stuff because that never depended on me being able to climax anyways.
 
I went for anal, since it's the option that gets me off easiest anyways...
 
I chose masturbation. No matter where I go, I'm always there for me. All the other options (besides the couch) require the presence of another and I need to get off more than that.
 
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