johnnieblue44
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...one last wish, so to speak..
...who would you want to be fucked by...?
...who would you want to be fucked by...?
If You Had Only One Last Day on Lit.....
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johnnieblue44
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Phelia
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I don't get it. What if having sex isn't my wish? What if growing a moustache is my wish? Why do I get a wish in the first place just because it's my last day on lit? Why is it my last day on lit? Do I have to stop having sex with people after I stop posting on lit? Also doesn't everyone have one last day? Like, you can't really have more than one, because the other one is technically your second-to-last day, you know?
Anyway I pick Wings.
Anyway I pick Wings.
johnnieblue44
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Yes, we all, every one of us, has to stop having sex after our last day posting on lit.
Except for that Cummings chick. She stopped having sex a decade ago.
dolf
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The thread title had promise but this is lamearse.
johnnieblue44
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Agreed..as usual, it was hijacked early.
But, it's not over 'till the fat lady sings........
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I like that analogy. Sex with me is a lot like eating nachos. Hot, messy, satisfying, better with beer, and painful if you forget to bring an antacid.
No lewd sour cream jokes, though. We're all adults here. But I wouldn't mind a pico de gallo, if you know what I mean.
lovetoread
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Gangbang with my twat friends. 
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Sativa Rose
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The hijacking was an improvement.
Had you left the question open, instead of restricting it to some teenagerish leg-hump fest, it might have been cool.
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Hmm, this seems a bit like you're accusing people of kicking over your sandcastle, but really I think the problem is that it was just a pile of sand to begin with. Anyway let me know when the singing part is happening - I love music!
johnnieblue44
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Yep, yep, you're right, I'm making notes. *no leg humping, got it......*
'Course, I only have 61, 000 less posts than you, so you are kind of a guru.
Thanks.
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just make sure you bring your blossom. and your 6 joeys, or whatever.
Phelia
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Gangbang with my twat friends.
I'm going to picture this and touch myself later.
It might have. An interesting question. I don't think I would tell anyone. I dislike goodbyes, and it would be nice to leave pretending that maybe I would be back. I would tell some people thank you, and that they are important to me. And then I would start a never-ending thread about puppies to leave a lasting legacy that'll piss off the boys and also PUPPIES!!!
I would probably post a picture, too. Would be nice to get one final lurker PM, for old time's sake.
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Do I have to pick just one?
I'm easily distracted. I'd probably set up a good last fuck session then get caught up reading Laurel's good reads.
I'm easily distracted. I'd probably set up a good last fuck session then get caught up reading Laurel's good reads.
ChinaBandit
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Why does the OP make one last day on Lit seem like a bad thing? One less day on Lit is certainly a good thing.
ChinaBandit
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Are there any hot Asian chicks on the GB?
Now you know why there are so few answers.
