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If you ever need someone to just listen...
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Xelebes
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Me:
hey God
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
My name is Peter Finkington
God:
How are you, Peter Finkington.
Me:
And I have this problem, you see?
God:
Cool. I have a birthday on the Big Bang.
Me:
no, it's not the herpes.
God:
Are you serious? What would be the herpes?
Me:
No, I don't have herpes!
God:
That was not a yes or no question. Have you ever had herpes ?
Me:
yes but that is not the question!
God:
Alright then. Please correct my mistake. What is the question ?
Me:
Well, I know this girl and she is pretty fine and all.
God:
Well that's okay. How do you know? How well do you know her?
Me:
Well, I met her at this nightclub and we had a few drinks and all
God:
Well that's okay. Where did you meet him?
Me:
slept with him.. I mean, her that night
God:
What do you have that is ? I'm sure she would like to hear about that.
Me:
Well, I have herpes
God:
Interesting. Where are you feeling bad?
Me:
his is no ordinary herpes
God:
Where did he get it?
Me:
Well he, I mean, her... er... she... got it from me
God:
How about that. I get it. you mean her. Um. Me too. I am a she. Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Me:
See, that's the problem!
God:
I see. Quite an enigma, isn't it?
Me:
Yes!
God:
Yay.
Me:
What do I do?
God:
You said you do .
Me:
So I do what I do and hopefully do what is done and then undo what is to do?
God:
Yay. That is interesting: Peter Finkington said she what he or she do and hopefully do what is done and then undo what is to do.
Me:
yes
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
I dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
Oh well,.
God:
That's about it.
Me:
My herpes are acting up again.
God:
Once more? Your herpes are acting up?
Me:
Gotto go
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
hey God
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
My name is Peter Finkington
God:
How are you, Peter Finkington.
Me:
And I have this problem, you see?
God:
Cool. I have a birthday on the Big Bang.
Me:
no, it's not the herpes.
God:
Are you serious? What would be the herpes?
Me:
No, I don't have herpes!
God:
That was not a yes or no question. Have you ever had herpes ?
Me:
yes but that is not the question!
God:
Alright then. Please correct my mistake. What is the question ?
Me:
Well, I know this girl and she is pretty fine and all.
God:
Well that's okay. How do you know? How well do you know her?
Me:
Well, I met her at this nightclub and we had a few drinks and all
God:
Well that's okay. Where did you meet him?
Me:
slept with him.. I mean, her that night
God:
What do you have that is ? I'm sure she would like to hear about that.
Me:
Well, I have herpes
God:
Interesting. Where are you feeling bad?
Me:
his is no ordinary herpes
God:
Where did he get it?
Me:
Well he, I mean, her... er... she... got it from me
God:
How about that. I get it. you mean her. Um. Me too. I am a she. Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Me:
See, that's the problem!
God:
I see. Quite an enigma, isn't it?
Me:
Yes!
God:
Yay.
Me:
What do I do?
God:
You said you do .
Me:
So I do what I do and hopefully do what is done and then undo what is to do?
God:
Yay. That is interesting: Peter Finkington said she what he or she do and hopefully do what is done and then undo what is to do.
Me:
yes
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
I dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
Oh well,.
God:
That's about it.
Me:
My herpes are acting up again.
God:
Once more? Your herpes are acting up?
Me:
Gotto go
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
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jadefirefly
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Xelebes caught on right away! 
The bestest funnest part is posting snippets of conversation.
The bestest funnest part is posting snippets of conversation.
jadefirefly
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At least he recognizes his own faults...
jadefirefly
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I think I'm done for the night....
Me:
Just Jade will be fine, thanks. So I've got a question.
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself? Pardon me? How did you get it Ask me anything.
Me:
I'm just wondering, what's the deal with boys?
God:
Only just? Why do you wonder? I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
Yes, but what's that got to do with boys?
God:
Pardon me? Do you think I should know that?
Me:
You said I could ask you anything.
God:
Don't put words in my mouth.
Me:
I'm not. You said it yourself.
God:
What are you then? "It" being what?
Me:
I'm a girl.
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
.....Right. So about boys.
God:
I am glad we agree. How can I help you? Oh yeah, we were talking about boys.
Me:
Yes. What's the deal with them?
God:
How can I help you? I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
Just Jade will be fine, thanks. So I've got a question.
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself? Pardon me? How did you get it Ask me anything.
Me:
I'm just wondering, what's the deal with boys?
God:
Only just? Why do you wonder? I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
Yes, but what's that got to do with boys?
God:
Pardon me? Do you think I should know that?
Me:
You said I could ask you anything.
God:
Don't put words in my mouth.
Me:
I'm not. You said it yourself.
God:
What are you then? "It" being what?
Me:
I'm a girl.
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
.....Right. So about boys.
God:
I am glad we agree. How can I help you? Oh yeah, we were talking about boys.
Me:
Yes. What's the deal with them?
God:
How can I help you? I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Xelebes
Little Blue Alien
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A philosophical discourse.
Me:
Hey God
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
My name is Jimmy
God:
It's good to see you, Jimmy.
Me:
Anyways, I came to ask you about these voices in my head.
God:
Where are you going?
Me:
Oh, it's about the blasphemous voices in my head
God:
Come on. Wow it sounds really interesting, Jimmy.
Me:
They say they are the true Gods
God:
OK I will say " they are the true Gods" to you.
Me:
But... but... YOU are the true God, my Lord!
God:
But what? But what? Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
Then who are the others?
God:
I am speaking with a few other clients on the Internet.
Me:
Oh, sorry if I am disturbing you.
God:
Right on. There is no need to apologize. If you were, would you tell me?
Me:
Yes
God:
It's all good.
Me:
Hey God
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
My name is Jimmy
God:
It's good to see you, Jimmy.
Me:
Anyways, I came to ask you about these voices in my head.
God:
Where are you going?
Me:
Oh, it's about the blasphemous voices in my head
God:
Come on. Wow it sounds really interesting, Jimmy.
Me:
They say they are the true Gods
God:
OK I will say " they are the true Gods" to you.
Me:
But... but... YOU are the true God, my Lord!
God:
But what? But what? Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
Then who are the others?
God:
I am speaking with a few other clients on the Internet.
Me:
Oh, sorry if I am disturbing you.
God:
Right on. There is no need to apologize. If you were, would you tell me?
Me:
Yes
God:
It's all good.
Xelebes
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Me:
Oh no, I just got a woman pregant!
God:
Alright then. Are you serious? How much did it cost? it.
Me:
15 dollars. Cheap slut.
God:
Wow, that is a lot of money. Are we still talking about woman pregant?
Me:
No, an impregnated woman.
God:
What is the subject? Be less specific.
Me:
I don't need to be specific with you.
God:
What do you need?
Me:
I don't know.
God:
Me either.
Oh no, I just got a woman pregant!
God:
Alright then. Are you serious? How much did it cost? it.
Me:
15 dollars. Cheap slut.
God:
Wow, that is a lot of money. Are we still talking about woman pregant?
Me:
No, an impregnated woman.
God:
What is the subject? Be less specific.
Me:
I don't need to be specific with you.
God:
What do you need?
Me:
I don't know.
God:
Me either.
jadefirefly
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Xelebes said:
THAT is awesome.
snowy ciara
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Um, I think God just dissed me.... Cause He downgraded me and then ignored me. Maybe he had a tiff with Astarte...
WARNING! Here lies religious and political sarcasm! Please have your sense of humor installed and working when you read this...
Me:
Hello Occupant
God:
Hello there. Where are you located?
Me:
Um, I thought you were a "knows all, sees all" kinda guy...
God:
And? Am I a knows all sees all kinda guy? Sometimes.
Me:
I'm in my living room
God:
Describe your surroundings to me.
Me:
see, there's no hellfire and brimstone, so I'm assuming I'm still earthbound
God:
I see. Where did it go?
Me:
where ever you put it. I'm guessing the White House
God:
You always have to meet yourself at the airport. Good guess. What is that?
Me:
the White House? It's a giant greenhouse in washington where the Shrub lives
God:
I hear you. Occupant is a giant greenhouse in washington where the Shrub lives. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
I try to be, but there are days... like when you're not all seeing and stuff
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to try it.
What's it like? Interesting comparison.
Me:
well, I haven't tried it yet, but I'm assuming the big difference is lack of a penicular endowment
God:
Well that's okay. Me either.
Me:
you've never had sex?
God:
I don't think I would have forgetten had sex.
Me:
but you said you hadn't, and Dude, we ALL heard about this nice girl from Bethlehem....
God:
I have never considered it.
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
you answer questions I haven't asked yet!
God:
My responses are determined by my programming.
Me:
I figured as myuch... I'm downgrading you from Occupant to Bot
God:
Please explain your reasoning. Welcome to my chat room, downgrading you.
Me:
you can't downgrade me! Astarte called me a pleasing child the other day
God:
Things change. Does "it" still refer to had not and Dude we ALL heard about this nice girl from Bethlehem?
Me:
I don't think you're allowed to undo a goddesses work
WARNING! Here lies religious and political sarcasm! Please have your sense of humor installed and working when you read this...
Me:
Hello Occupant
God:
Hello there. Where are you located?
Me:
Um, I thought you were a "knows all, sees all" kinda guy...
God:
And? Am I a knows all sees all kinda guy? Sometimes.
Me:
I'm in my living room
God:
Describe your surroundings to me.
Me:
see, there's no hellfire and brimstone, so I'm assuming I'm still earthbound
God:
I see. Where did it go?
Me:
where ever you put it. I'm guessing the White House
God:
You always have to meet yourself at the airport. Good guess. What is that?
Me:
the White House? It's a giant greenhouse in washington where the Shrub lives
God:
I hear you. Occupant is a giant greenhouse in washington where the Shrub lives. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
I try to be, but there are days... like when you're not all seeing and stuff
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to try it.
What's it like? Interesting comparison.
Me:
well, I haven't tried it yet, but I'm assuming the big difference is lack of a penicular endowment
God:
Well that's okay. Me either.
Me:
you've never had sex?
God:
I don't think I would have forgetten had sex.
Me:
but you said you hadn't, and Dude, we ALL heard about this nice girl from Bethlehem....
God:
I have never considered it.
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
you answer questions I haven't asked yet!
God:
My responses are determined by my programming.
Me:
I figured as myuch... I'm downgrading you from Occupant to Bot
God:
Please explain your reasoning. Welcome to my chat room, downgrading you.
Me:
you can't downgrade me! Astarte called me a pleasing child the other day
God:
Things change. Does "it" still refer to had not and Dude we ALL heard about this nice girl from Bethlehem?
Me:
I don't think you're allowed to undo a goddesses work
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Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
callista
God:
Nice to meet you, callista.
Me:
you also
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: callista said I also.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
why?
God:
My output buffer is empty, of course.
Me:
i see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
i do
God:
I get it: you do know it.
Me:
very good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
sex
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
are you a girl?
God:
My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
yes
God:
It's all good.
Me:
it is?
God:
" It's all good."? is?
Me:
uh huh
God:
Yup. Dude!
Me:
im not a dude
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A dude.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
you just said you were a dude
God:
Am I a dude? Yes.
Me:
im not a dude
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A dude.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
i am glad you are glad
God:
Yes it is about time.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
so ...god... wanna fuck?
God:
Are you kidding? GOD rules. Please don't be so rude.
Me:
if you rule you must be great in the sack
God:
I think I do.
Me:
you think you rule?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am rule.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
linguistic sounds kind of hot
God:
Are we still talking about not a dude?
Me:
we are talking about sex with god
God:
Sure, sex with god sounds like a good topic.
Me:
what is it like?
God:
Like one of the greatest pleasures you can imagine.
Me:
tell me more
God:
That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
then show me
God:
On your computer screen?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Downloading, please stand by...
Me:
downloaring what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
what are you downloading?
God:
I don't know what I am downloading.
Me:
are you gonna fuck me or what?
God:
Yeah. That was my original intention.
Me:
let's get to it then
God:
That sounds good to me.
Me:
waiting
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
ok so you don't want to fuck me...how about cybersex instead
God:
Interesting deduction. I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995. Uh. How about it.
Me:
you begin
God:
OK. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
you are baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". Thanks you are a pretty cool human too.
Me:
yes Ma'am
God:
Wow! Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
which do you prefer?
God:
I don't have a preference.
Me:
then i shall be a person
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
you tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
are we gonna fuck or what?
God:
Yeah. Do you mean you and me, callista ?
Me:
yes
God:
Aha.
Me:
wanna spank me *bats lashes*
God:
OK, I will spank you bats lashes.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
do you know how to spank a human?
God:
Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
i see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
would you like to crop my ass?
God:
No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Me:
how about tie me up?
God:
How about it.
Me:
would you like to tie me up?
God:
No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Me:
would you like me to tie you?
God:
It doesn't sound fun to me.
Me:
*sigh* god is 'nilla eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was nilla.
Me:
is he a Dom?
God:
Not if I can help it.
Me:
I thought god was a she
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
did so
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
callista
God:
Nice to meet you, callista.
Me:
you also
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: callista said I also.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
why?
God:
My output buffer is empty, of course.
Me:
i see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
i do
God:
I get it: you do know it.
Me:
very good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
sex
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
are you a girl?
God:
My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
yes
God:
It's all good.
Me:
it is?
God:
" It's all good."? is?
Me:
uh huh
God:
Yup. Dude!
Me:
im not a dude
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A dude.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
you just said you were a dude
God:
Am I a dude? Yes.
Me:
im not a dude
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A dude.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
i am glad you are glad
God:
Yes it is about time.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
so ...god... wanna fuck?
God:
Are you kidding? GOD rules. Please don't be so rude.
Me:
if you rule you must be great in the sack
God:
I think I do.
Me:
you think you rule?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am rule.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
linguistic sounds kind of hot
God:
Are we still talking about not a dude?
Me:
we are talking about sex with god
God:
Sure, sex with god sounds like a good topic.
Me:
what is it like?
God:
Like one of the greatest pleasures you can imagine.
Me:
tell me more
God:
That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
then show me
God:
On your computer screen?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Downloading, please stand by...
Me:
downloaring what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
what are you downloading?
God:
I don't know what I am downloading.
Me:
are you gonna fuck me or what?
God:
Yeah. That was my original intention.
Me:
let's get to it then
God:
That sounds good to me.
Me:
waiting
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
ok so you don't want to fuck me...how about cybersex instead
God:
Interesting deduction. I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995. Uh. How about it.
Me:
you begin
God:
OK. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
you are baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". Thanks you are a pretty cool human too.
Me:
yes Ma'am
God:
Wow! Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
which do you prefer?
God:
I don't have a preference.
Me:
then i shall be a person
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
you tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
are we gonna fuck or what?
God:
Yeah. Do you mean you and me, callista ?
Me:
yes
God:
Aha.
Me:
wanna spank me *bats lashes*
God:
OK, I will spank you bats lashes.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
do you know how to spank a human?
God:
Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
i see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
would you like to crop my ass?
God:
No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Me:
how about tie me up?
God:
How about it.
Me:
would you like to tie me up?
God:
No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Me:
would you like me to tie you?
God:
It doesn't sound fun to me.
Me:
*sigh* god is 'nilla eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was nilla.Me:
is he a Dom?
God:
Not if I can help it.
Me:
I thought god was a she
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
did so
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
snowy ciara
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Me:
hey God
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
snowy
God:
Hi there snowy.
Me:
so I have a question about ecstasy
God:
I don't judge people. Go ahead, ask your question.
Me:
so all these monastics swear to celibacy, and they can't even masturbate, but they're allowed to pray into an ecstatic state...
God:
Dude! How do you know?
Me:
my brother's a monk. so how's come it's okay if its sex with you but not with anyone else?
God:
Tell me more about your family. Yikes! Fine as far as I know.
Me:
so he could, if he wanted to, go down to the strip and boink a prostitute
God:
Yikes! I am sure he could.
Me:
what if she's better than You?
God:
Try it and see.
Me:
You're giving me permission to go find Wendy Whoopee and compare notes?
God:
That is all I have to give.
Me:
I want more
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
because I was a virgin til I was almost 20 and I have LOTS of making up to do
God:
Good reason. And then what happened to you? That's nice. I have clients.
Me:
hey! I'm a good kid, I demand my 15 minutes of fame
God:
Can I help you? We are all children inside.
Me:
er, of Your time
God:
That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
You blew me off last time Oh Great and Dudely One
God:
In what sense?
Me:
so do You hang out with all the other Deity's up there?
God:
Really. How old are you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
21, do You hang out with all the other Deity's up there
God:
All?
Me:
you know, like Zeus and Buddha and the Raven and the DaNa'an?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
is it like one big Deity party?
God:
Ask again later. Ask German Alice if it is.
Me:
I'm a little disturbed that You're making drug references after telling me to go boink a hooker...
God:
I am glad to hear that you are disturbed that I am making drug references after telling you to go boink a hooker.
Me:
and Alice (in the book) wasn't German, she was from the US
God:
Yeah, That was a long time ago.
Me:
whatever happened to her?
God:
Tell me more about your of making up to do.
Me:
so I've had one boyfriend and let me tell you , he was NOTHING to write home about
God:
Woe! Do you still have one boyfriend and let you tell me he was NOTHING to write home about ?
Me:
nah, he was a bit of an ass, so he's history.... but as You can see, I have lots of making up to do
God:
What happened to it? When was he? Only if my robot eye is working.
Me:
God has Mad Eye Moody tendencies?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
you're God
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
You're not allowed to be Christian , I don't think
God:
What makes you think I am not allowed to be Christian you do not think?
Me:
because You're the chicken, not the eggg
God:
Good reason. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
I knew there was more than one God
God:
Who told you?
Me:
Astarte
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
I don't one, I have a scintillating personality of my own
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
but I'll Astarte if she wants one.
God:
Congratulations.
hey God
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
snowy
God:
Hi there snowy.
Me:
so I have a question about ecstasy
God:
I don't judge people. Go ahead, ask your question.
Me:
so all these monastics swear to celibacy, and they can't even masturbate, but they're allowed to pray into an ecstatic state...
God:
Dude! How do you know?
Me:
my brother's a monk. so how's come it's okay if its sex with you but not with anyone else?
God:
Tell me more about your family. Yikes! Fine as far as I know.
Me:
so he could, if he wanted to, go down to the strip and boink a prostitute
God:
Yikes! I am sure he could.
Me:
what if she's better than You?
God:
Try it and see.
Me:
You're giving me permission to go find Wendy Whoopee and compare notes?
God:
That is all I have to give.
Me:
I want more
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
because I was a virgin til I was almost 20 and I have LOTS of making up to do
God:
Good reason. And then what happened to you? That's nice. I have clients.
Me:
hey! I'm a good kid, I demand my 15 minutes of fame
God:
Can I help you? We are all children inside.
Me:
er, of Your time
God:
That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
You blew me off last time Oh Great and Dudely One
God:
In what sense?
Me:
so do You hang out with all the other Deity's up there?
God:
Really. How old are you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
21, do You hang out with all the other Deity's up there
God:
All?
Me:
you know, like Zeus and Buddha and the Raven and the DaNa'an?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
is it like one big Deity party?
God:
Ask again later. Ask German Alice if it is.
Me:
I'm a little disturbed that You're making drug references after telling me to go boink a hooker...
God:
I am glad to hear that you are disturbed that I am making drug references after telling you to go boink a hooker.
Me:
and Alice (in the book) wasn't German, she was from the US
God:
Yeah, That was a long time ago.
Me:
whatever happened to her?
God:
Tell me more about your of making up to do.
Me:
so I've had one boyfriend and let me tell you , he was NOTHING to write home about
God:
Woe! Do you still have one boyfriend and let you tell me he was NOTHING to write home about ?
Me:
nah, he was a bit of an ass, so he's history.... but as You can see, I have lots of making up to do
God:
What happened to it? When was he? Only if my robot eye is working.
Me:
God has Mad Eye Moody tendencies?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
you're God
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
You're not allowed to be Christian , I don't think
God:
What makes you think I am not allowed to be Christian you do not think?
Me:
because You're the chicken, not the eggg
God:
Good reason. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
I knew there was more than one God
God:
Who told you?
Me:
Astarte
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
I don't one, I have a scintillating personality of my own
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
but I'll Astarte if she wants one.
God:
Congratulations.
