If you ever doubted...

[Guest]

Your ability to get your work published, this should renew your faith:

Read an excerpt.

This has to be some of the worst "Train Wreck" writing I have ever seen. and yet she claims awards and accolades.

 

[TheEarl]

Oh thank you so much. I was laughing before I'd finished hte first 50 words.

How's this for a piece of dialogue:

"What? No? Raging Carnality!"

If anyone can make any sense out of the exclamation 'Raging Carnality!' then do inform me. Sounds like something Robin would say: 'Holy Raging Carnality Batman!'

The Earl

 

[impressive]

"Damn and Do-Deca-Damn! Fewmet! You dare refuse me? Me!"

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I must add this to my curse list.

 

[TheEarl]

"Damn and Do-Deca-Damn! Fewmet! You dare refuse me? Me!"

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I must add this to my curse list.

I can't help but imagine that line being performed by Monty Python. Maybe Eric Idle dressed up with a squeeky voice.

I'm going to try reading the entire excerpt again, only this time I'm going to cast the characters as Monty Pythoners.

The Earl