I think Molly Kiely could do a wild sort of justice to Get Me to the Church On Time. I expect she could do a good catfight scene if it were warranted by the plotline (the lurking troublemaker trying to sabotage the wedding?).
Colleen Coover's style gives a nod to Gilbert Hernandez, one of the two Hernandez brothers famous for Love and Rockets (okay, three, there was Mario too), and most relevant here, a graphic novel called Birdland.
Gilbert does some of the most expressive character art in comics. It's amazing how much attitude he can pack into a little silhouette of a woman against a far skyline, and I'd love to see his take on When The Cat's Away. (Though I can imagine him filling in the holes in the plot by connecting everyone to rock star Billy Royce in byzantine ways, adding little scenes to illustrate everyone's motivations, and making everyone a more sympathetic character). Get Me to the Church On Time would also do well in his hands, based on his own comic characters' rather complicated relationships.
Hell, I haven't read any comics in such a long time and my taste in them was never as sophisticated as Z's but Ill give my two cents
For my story "Venus Rising"....I would want to see Alex Ross of "Kingdom Come" and "Marvels" fame. I think he would be able to
create a spectacular Venus..
For "Love Under GrAy Skies"...that one's a little tougher...I think it was Jon Muth who did "The Wake" issue of the Sandman series...
I think he'd do a great job wth my attempt at noir...maybe Mark Texeria or Jae Lee...
As far as someone to rewrite my stories to force some logical progression out of them...Neil Gaiman, although I wonder how he would
change Venus (Probably turn her into a vindictive and petty creature, more so)
You know speaking of adult comics there a section in my story Ultimate Fanction that deals with those stories. It not accepted though but still can add to it.