If you could switch careers...

[Guest]

If you could switch careers, what would you switch to? Or are you already doing what you've always wanted to? I learned to read with comic books, and now in my early 20's, have been writing the adventures of costumed do-gooders for years. But if I could also do something else, I wouldn't mind working on the Space Station.

 

[Krypto]

Oops...

forgot to log in.

 

[riff]

I wanna make porn flicks, snort cocaine, and fuck girls.

 

[Mensa]

Excuse me

I wanna make porn flicks, snort cocaine, and fuck girls.

I thought that was your job description?

 

[riff]

Re: Excuse me

I thought that was your job description?

oops, that was someone else. See to the left? It say by my name: my life by someonelse

trouble is, which one is me?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Vocationally: I want to be at a computer most of the day.
Avocationally: I want to be inputting fiction.

I'm in the process of switching from semi-retired Wallyhell peon to a computer scientist.

You know how much cash is floating out there in uncollected scholarships, pell grants, and low rate student loans??? Yeah, me neither.

 

[riff]

Vocationally:
You know how much cash is floating out there in uncollected scholarships, pell grants, and low rate student loans??? Yeah, me neither.

You ever seen that dude on TV in the clown outfit about all the unclaimed money and the book he's trying to sell.

It's for real. I have written many grants. There's plenty of folks giving money out. Albiet to the wrong people most of the time.

Graduate school: Had to borrow fucking money because I was white, male, and studying literature. Plenty of stuff for all the other genetic accidents out there, but me? No. If I only knew then what I know now.

Hey, now that I know, maybe I should do more and be more. U think the feds would go for anything in porn?

 

[Andreina]

im a student. thats what i always wanted to be.

Halo

 

[1hotjob]

I wanna make porn flicks, snort cocaine, and fuck girls.

Me too!! Except the cocaine thing.

LittleDevil those lips are inviting!!

 

[Guest]

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

I want a job

 

[riff]

I'd like to be an astronomer. Or that person who does shit with stars and planets and stuff. I'd like to do that, but I suck at maths and science and stuff. But that shit fascinates me. Yeah, I'd like to do that

I love astronomy too. We could make it into a porn thing for cable.

Asstronomy with riff and Foxinsox.

Let's get rich and piss all over the poor people.

 

[Guest]

 

[riff]

If you've got the brains, I've got the urine

No brains required. What we need is fucking CAPITAL. And all the rich people have it and they are pissing ON US!

Goddamned, I wanna HIT somebody!

 

[KillerMuffin]

But, you have capital. Several in fact. There's more where those came from, too. Just hit your Caps Lock key and you're in business!

Besides do it live on a webcam in front of a star chart.

 

[riff]

But, you have capital. Several in fact. There's more where those came from, too. Just hit your Caps Lock key and you're in business!

Besides do it live on a webcam in front of a star chart.

Look at the big brain on K'muff!

Goddamned, girl! You're a fucking genius.

I got nowhere to go and all day to fucking get there. Why not?

Why not?

 

[Guest]

 

[riff]

Sometimes girls assholes remind me of stars.

Ya got cher pink dwarves, giants....
brown dwarves, brown giants...

black holes.....

(ROFLMAO)

(I am a narcissistic punk. Fucking slap me.....)

 

[riff]

Goddamned. Am I the only person that thinks this is funny?

Jumping Jesus on a goddamned pogo-stick!

 

[Guest]

 

[riff]

heh.

 

[Guest]

I'd like to be killer muffin's undergarments.
R

 

[lilminx]

If I could have any career I wanted, I would be the lead singer and bassist in a famous or semi-famous rock band. Yes, it sounds corny, but true.

 

[riff]

If I could have any career I wanted, I would be the lead singer and bassist in a famous or semi-famous rock band. Yes, it sounds corny, but true.

Cool! We could also make that into a porno thing and put it on cable.

Or as fucking rocket scientist bitchmuffin said, do some shit on the web.

 

[Andreina]

my dream jobs would include: forensic anthropologist, coroner, egyptologist, war reporter, archaeologist, chef

Halo