If you could suck your own cock or lick your own pussy, would you?

[SwitchOnTheNight]

Most definitely. If I could lick my own pussy, I would probably never need a man again

"Why did you two break up, Mike? I don't want to talk about it "

 

[Jcam1980s]

I already sometimes cum on my own face pretending its the guy whos just banged my wife. So to suck myself would be heavenly

 

[Yorks1981]

Absolutely, keep trying but nowhere near

 

[RIPAphrodite]

I’m very flexible

 

[OnaTangent]

Wish

I’m very flexible

Wish I were....

 

[Wageslave]

Who wouldn't?

 

[Ticklespankee]

Assuming it was perfectly comfortable.
Yes.

Would you cum in your mouth?
Yes, and I'd swallow.

Would you use your hand or only your mouth?
Both.

Would you ever leave the house again?
Haha -- yes.

Would tasting yourself turn you on or off?
On.

Would you insert a toy at the same time?
Probably not, I don't really use toys, unless you count the shower head.

 

[RIPAphrodite]

Wish

Wish I were....

It’s all about genetics and yoga

 

[ByteMe13]

But alas, I’m not from Nantucket

 

[SwitchOnTheNight]

It’s all about genetics and yoga

Do you have to blow away the steam first?

 

[RIPAphrodite]

Do you have to blow away the steam first?

I’m too fucking hot to bother!

 

[SwitchOnTheNight]

I’m too fucking hot to bother!

Because it's so rare, I'm forced to believe you're being a devilishly hot comedienne

 

[Hotshots44]

If i could suck my cock, ...yes, i guess i'd like to.
Yes i've tasted my own Cum, when i shoot in my own face during a handjob, or while gettin a spermkiss after a blowjob.

 

[RachelWalsh]

I wish I was that flexible!

I think there is now video of a girl who can?

 

[RIPAphrodite]

Because it's so rare, I'm forced to believe you're being a devilishly hot comedienne

I’m a ginger I never lie about being hot as hell!

 

[ridemybeard69]

Don't think I haven't tried lol

 

[Dreamer110]

If I could I wouldn't be typing now.

 

[Deleted member 1655181]

I have licked, kissed and nibbled the head of my member but I was a much younger man, like 40 years ago.

 

[SwitchOnTheNight]

I’m a ginger I never lie about being hot as hell!

Is it true that the difference between heaven and hell is how well or badly you fuck a redhead?

 

[RIPAphrodite]

Is it true that the difference between heaven and hell is how well or badly you fuck a redhead?

All gingers go to hell with a day pass to heaven!

 

[sissinabra]

YES!

 

[CarlyAnn]

Brings new meaning to the question, “What’s eating you?” The answer, “Me”.

 

[SwitchOnTheNight]

All gingers go to hell with a day pass to heaven!

To collect some fresh meat?

 

[RIPAphrodite]

To collect some fresh meat?

If you have to ask you’re too young to know the answer!

 

[SwitchOnTheNight]

If you have to ask you’re too young to know the answer!

Who will be doing the eating?