If you could question the creator:

[Wildcard Ky]

Please play along with me on this, it's for a project I'm doing. Also note that I didn't say "God". For this thread, the creator IS NOT God. The creator is the being or race that planted the seeds of human life on this earth. Life has been here for umpteen millions of years, but humans and our ancestors have only been here for a much shorter amount of time. So I'm talking about a race discovering earth, it's full of primitive life, but they add the things that specifically made humans evolve.

So, if you were put in front of this type of creator, and told that you could ask any questions that you wanted, what would you ask?

 

[impressive]

What was your intent?

 

[rgraham666]

Wouldn't it have been better to make us wise instead of smart?

 

[DeeZire]

Will humans continue to evolve to the point where they no longer wage war against each other?

If a war is waged in the name of you (God), can't you get a message to your followers, telling them to back off? If you can't get a message as important as that to your followers, what's the point of your followers claiming they have received a message from you (God)?

Was the whole God thing just a cruel joke?

 

[Trombonus]

What on Earth were you thinking?

 

[rgraham666]

I suspect we were created to provide hours of comedy for the creators.

 

[English Lady]

did you plant love in us or is it a happy coincidence?

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

You got it right with me. What happened when you created everyone else?"

 

[DesertPirate]

You got it right with me. What happened when you created everyone else?"

SPEW!!!!



Damn Jenny!

Thanks I needed the laugh

 

[carsonshepherd]

What really killed the dinosaurs? And what's the deal with Stonehenge?

 

[Guest]

"This is how you tend a garden?"

 

[shereads]

What's next?

 

[Stella_Omega]

Why didn't you give us prehensile tails? Can I have one now that you're back?

 

[shereads]

Why didn't you give us prehensile tails? Can I have one now that you're back?

Wardrobe challenge.

 

[sethp]

How come we're hardwired to think that Pamala Anderson is hot yet.. no woman is created naturally that way..that's just cruel.

 

[cloudy]

Are we there yet?

What's next?

yeah, this too.

 

[DesertPirate]

How come we're hardwired to think that Pamala Anderson is hot yet.. no woman is created naturally that way..that's just cruel.

Never thought much of her
Don't like phoney

Thanks for taste *getting back on thread*

 

[jomar]

What's up with mosquitoes.

 

[kendo1]

When does Woman Mark 2 come out?

You got Men right first time.

 

[3113]

When does Woman Mark 2 come out?

You got Men right first time.

Not interested in getting laid tonight, are you? (that's a question for Kendo, not for the "creators."

 

[sethp]

Not interested in getting laid tonight, are you? (that's a question for Kendo, not for the "creators."

Hey Master what's up? I'm going for a little visit to this college tonight to inquire about creative writing courses! I'll let you know how it goes.

I'm not really your slave just your apprentice! lol

 

[3113]

[threadjack]

Hey Master what's up? I'm going for a little visit to this college tonight to inquire about creative writing courses! I'll let you know how it goes.

Excellent! Hope you get into a good one. Let us know how that goes.[/threadjack]

We now return you to: Questions for the Creators....

 

[Liar]

What have you done with Uranus?

 

[jomar]

Where is Juan?

 

[shereads]

Are we there yet?

Diet Coke spew!