If you could have...

yui said:
That sucks.

I got rug-burn and a t-shirt. It said, "Go, Devils!"

The shirt, not the rug-burn.
Maybe I should have been a slut too, I may have even gotten a nice coffee mug and an STD?
 
Blackie Malone said:
Maybe I should have been a slut too, I may have even gotten a nice coffee mug and an STD?
Ouch!

I married the guy. Not sure that qualifies me as a slut, Princess of Darkness. No STDs but I do think I have PTSD.
 
yui said:
Ouch!

I married the guy. Not sure that qualifies me as a slut, Princess of Darkness. No STDs but I do think I have PTSD.
I meant it as a compliment.

Stupid girl...I have a LOWIQ.
 
I would have an affair with Jareth from The Labyrinth.

I'm shallow.

And David Bowie can sing.
 
MistressJett said:
Oh, gawd...don't ever tell my hubby, but ME TOO! :D

I met Jareth before I met my husband.

My husband has got nothing to say about casual affairs. He was a...what's the word...two, actually. Man whore! Those are the words!

It's really hard for me to shock him, dammit.
 
MistressJett said:
Mine is surprisingly easily shocked, but quickly forgives... :D

It's not like he doesn't also have playmates...

I met mine online as a roleplayer. He had about 15 characters, each with a different wife. I'd ask if one of the wives was played by a guy and he'd say "So what?"
 
MistressJett said:
I met mine on a road trip...he had no idea what he was getting into.

*snicker*

Though, he does know of my Labrynth fascination...it bothers him, but he loves me more than he despises the movie. :D

Mine eventually dumped all his wives and decided to get all serious and stuff. So he's a liar anyway.

Bastard.

He's tricky.

I should have stayed with David, but he's a liar too.

MEN!
 
MistressJett said:
Yeah, men...don;t get me started, I deal with far too many of them on a daily basis...

I like 'em!

I suppose if I didn't, I wouldn't have married one, wouldn't write about them, and wouldn't talk to them a lot here.

Probably if I didn't like women I wouldn't be talking to you either.

WOMEN!
 
Recidiva said:
I like 'em!

I suppose if I didn't, I wouldn't have married one, wouldn't write about them, and wouldn't talk to them a lot here.

Probably if I didn't like women I wouldn't be talking to you either.

WOMEN!

Am I the last monogomous hetero male on lit?

Morning Diva

*hugs*
 
hugo_sam said:
Am I the last monogomous hetero male on lit?

Morning Diva

*hugs*

Morning Hugo!

I am not qualified to answer that question, but I'm sure someone unqualified is willing to give an opinion or charge you to answer it professionally :)
 
MistressJett said:
Hehe...

I like 'em too, but not nearly as much as women. I have far less patience with men. Plus they don't have boobies...or pussies, for that matter.

Oh well...I still want Tara and Willow. Now, please. :)

Poof, you still want Tara and Willow!
 
That reminds me of Hugh Jackman in "Someone Like You"

His character in that movie reminds me most of what my husband is like. I can get loopy in the same way Ashley Judd got in that movie, muttering about they amygdala. That level of patience with insanity while not buying the bullshit. Love that. Of course, Hugh Jackman is just hot to begin with, so not bad there either.
 
MistressJett said:
I haven't seen that one...but I like Hugh Jackman and Ashley Judd (to some extent), so I'll have to check it out. :D

It's a good one. I'd never heard of it, so it caught me by surprise. Another really good caught by surprise movie is "Fall" by Eric Schaeffer. Amazing writer.
 
MistressJett said:
'Nother one to add to the list...we seem to have similar tastes. :D

Oh good! I hope you like them :) I tend to like the weird. But then, I write the weird too. Other people get the "I don't get it" look on their face and I'm clapping my hands and giggling like a little kid on Christmas.
 
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