If you could fuck anyone from your RL past, who would it be?

[Siren]

 

[Rick DeVille]

You're not drunk and trying to get 10000 tonight?

If you are count me in

 

[Siren]

wtf are you babbling about?

 

[Laurel]

Joaquin Phoenix.



Oh, sorry - that was a fantasy, not a memory. Damnit.

 

[Siren]

I prefer River Phoenix

 

[lobito]

The top two cheerleaders in my senior class, and two of my best friends, Chris and Kelley. If they are reading this, I'd STILL like to fuck you two.

I never got over my crushs with them, so why wouldn't I want to fuck them still?

 

[Guest]

 

[Rhys]

My ex girlfriend.

This is a dangerous thought, as she is one serious bitch. But, she liked to fuck like the proverbial minx. Sometimes, late at night I miss her and everything we did together, physically. I also remember what this cost me, and then I roll over and go back to sleep.

most of the time...

 

[Honeygirl]

The man I lost my virginity to...just so I could stand on the bed - hands on hips and say "I can do it better NOW!"...Hmmmmmmm - who else? Okay, my best friend many moons ago - who I've since lost contact with...we frolicked, we played - but we never did the business as it were. I've always regretted that. Bugger!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

A lovely lady I got to know a few years ago..... we were just close buddies but I had the biggest crush on her. She moved to Aussie a couple of years ago. I found out after she had gone that she was bi and lusted after me too

 

[Lasz]

My old friend in high school named Amy. She was a cheerleader, She could do about the length of the gym in backflips . She was so hitting on me at the time and I was to dumb to realise it untill about my sophmore year of college, when I was lying down one night and put about the bazillion signals she sent to me toghether in my memeory. She had the greatest rack and was about 5' 2" so I would always look at her face and her tits. I would of had the greatest sex with this girl, she had the personality for it. I smack myself in the head everytime I think about it.

Laz

 

[photographer]

Past Misses

A lady who shared office space with me. I was too blind to see the signals.

I still think about her, nearly ten years on!

She was a beautiful young lady, stuck in a dreadful marriage with a verbally abusive husband and really wanted and needed me as a lover. Damn I wish I had been more aware!!!!

Ten years on .... if she walked through the door right now ......

 

[horny_giraffe]

My old friend in high school named Amy. She was a cheerleader, She could do about the length of the gym in backflips . She was so hitting on me at the time and I was to dumb to realise it untill about my sophmore year of college, when I was lying down one night and put about the bazillion signals she sent to me toghether in my memeory. She had the greatest rack and was about 5' 2" so I would always look at her face and her tits. I would of had the greatest sex with this girl, she had the personality for it. I smack myself in the head everytime I think about it.

Laz

Yup. In retrospect, I know there were some girls hitting on me--hard. The thing I always wonder though, is this: would they have hit on me as hard if they knew that I would reciprocate? I mean, I was young and naive--and I'll bet they knew it.

I remember a few times playing footsie with girls under the desks, girls going out of their way to say hi to me, girls rubbing up against me! Aaagh! What was I thinking? Sad to say, women aren't quite as blunt as those girls were--so I suspect that I'm behind the curve. Anything less than a neon sign is still going over my head. <sigh>

I attended my ten-year high school reunion a few years ago and was, for the most part, dissapointed. I remember talking to some of those women that had been the girls I had crushes on, and not being even slightly attracted to them. Just dull. Nothing in common, I guess.

Well, except for two of them. Unfortunately, these hottest, smartest, and most interesting girls married some dammed nice guys. How can you be jealous of guys that so obviously deserve women like that? I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

 

[Guest]

know she reads this site, is she hitting on me?

just being friendly? she talks- i just watch her mouth

don't know her handle,
hi! T_ _ A
in my business computing class -
foxxxxy little witch- hot eyes-glasses-body-attitude!!!

 

[SGTBIGDOG420]

there was a girl in high school who was dating my best friend who I wnted bad but I could not fuck a friends girl. I saw her about ten years later and she was still hot as hell even after three kids but still with (now married to) my buddy and I still wanted her. and shamedly I tried becouse he was treating her badly hitting her and shit I almost talked her into leaving him but she told him straighten up or I'm gone and he did straighten up damnit so there still together and I still want her bad.

 

[riff]

Too many to count too many to count....

Too many to count and hindsight only makes it worse. When I think of the women who were interested in me, and whom I ignored(?) I feel my age.

An old friend (he was an old man too) once told me: "riff, you better get her now or some greaseball on a motorcycle will come by- AND HE WILL.

I have no doubts they did.

 

[Orlanth]

Mine would have to be the girl that I had a crash on in the last 2 years of High school, year 11 and 12.

If she asked me out tomorrow, I would say yes, because I still have a crush on her to this day... But the chance of her asking me out is like 0.1%. If I asked her out, the chance of a yes would be about 1.2%. So in oter words, it is very unlikely to happen.
Still nice to imagine what could have happend.

 

[Wiggles]

Can we hold this question off until I'm single again??

The guy I lusted after in high school (ok one of the guys) was this sexy, sensitive, artististic, athletic (soccer*swoon*), straight A type student.

And I *know* he thought I was Hot too. But he was one of the outgoing kids, me just a shy little thing.

It never would have worked out in highschool, but I know it would in the Real World. I hope I meet him again someday when I'm single and able to be in a relationship.

<Drifting off into fantasy land....>

 

[Georgia Girl]

Jimmy from way back when, he was damn good then, I'd like to see what age and experience has added - if it hasn't, I'd like to teach him a few new tricks.

Dawn

 

[Rubyfruit]

My high school sweetheart's best friend. He had a crush on me first but made the mistake of introducing me to his buddy, who promptly made a move for me.

He has the biggest heart of any man I know and he's now my lover.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

actualy noone.
I"ve fantasized about a few people in the past.

It's not like I couldn't have if I wanted do. I just never went after any of them.

 

[fgarvb1]

And I dreamed dreams of moonlight mist and of things that might have been.

Oh, Thee of raven hair and eyes so green, How I longed for the touch of your skin.

I acted not, Than another did, and I lost you one night, In the moonlight mist.

 

[Vinny]

Dina E.

She had an ass like Perky's av. She was hot but her attitude sucked. But still wanted to fuck her

 

[Aphrodisiac]

who would that person be.

and why would you like to fuck them now?

His name was Ryan , he was sexy handsome smart and so damn sexy. I passed up the chance & now that I look back we could have made magic !!!


Ryan !!!

 

[bored1]

Years ago in another life I worked with a women who was about 5/6 years older than me,She would always flirt with me but I was totally naive! Anyway she shows up at my house one night a little "buzzed" and proceded to tell me that, "she fucks who she wants when she wants" Well like I said I was naive! Boy was she hot!