If YOU could be Joan Collins for a day - what would you do or change?

[hobbit.]

I often find myself in meetings thinking to myself " what would Stalin do in this situation" or "what would qualify ,in a court of law, as a completely disproportionate response to this external stimuli"

So, if YOU could be Joan Collins for a day, what would you do?

 

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[hobbit.]

I'd give my cunt a rest.

never had ya down as a wimp..

 

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[hobbit.]

I was speaking for Joan.

joans cunt is hardly used. what about a spot of book burning?

 

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[hobbit.]

In Joan's case she'd probably appreciate a reversal of the law of gravity.

this was a thread for people to become Joan for a day, not so that people, i.e. you, could attack her!

 

[hobbit.]

In her day she probably caught enough cum to float a battleship.

FFS! joan is almost on a par with Mother Theresa, forget the media image!

 

[Sean]

FFS! joan is almost on a par with Mother Theresa, forget the media image!

Mother Theresa was an absolute cunt. True story.

 

[hobbit.]

Mother Theresa was an absolute cunt. True story.

She was a papist, so it's a given.

much like this guy...... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...-Balotelli-charged-FA-Scott-Parker-stamp.html

now for lesgot.

 

[Boobyprize]

I'd sell my story, warts and all, for an immediate cash payment.

Then I'd rewrite my will, leaving everything to me.

Finally I'd neck a bottle of paracetamol, drop some acid and drown myself in a barrel of malmsey port...

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[hobbit.]

Mother Theresa was an absolute cunt. True story.

The FA have also confirmed that no action will be brought against Joleon Lescott for catching the Spurs defender Younes Kaboul with a flailing arm during Sunday's game.

If could be Joan for a day I would invent special camps for soccer players who fell foul of what I consider decent standards of play.

 

[hobbit.]

I'd sell my story, warts and all, for an immediate cash payment.

Then I'd rewrite my will, leaving everything to me.

Finally I'd neck a bottle of paracetamol, drop some acid and drown myself in a barrel of malmsey port...

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That was a public service announcement brought to you by Boobyprize.

awesome. Can this O/one watch?

 

[Boobyprize]

awesome. Can this O/one watch?

Sure, if you cross my palm with silver - no free lunches in Joan's world...

 

[Sean]

She was a papist, so it's a given.

much like this guy...... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...-Balotelli-charged-FA-Scott-Parker-stamp.html

now for lesgot.

I watched that game before ours. Fucker should have been sent off. We'll see if the FA let him off. Again.

 

[torchthebitch]

malmsey port...

 

[gravyrug]

I would track down all copies of the godawful movie Homework and destroy them utterly, so that no one could prove I was ever in it.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Speaking personally, I'd annex the Sudetenland.

 

[pointless]

huh. i had no idea she was still alive.

 

[hobbit.]

Speaking personally, I'd annex the Sudetenland.

Book burning is fun!!!

I now manage a group of librarians...... fucking awesome, they are such delicate sensitive souls

 

[Sean]

Book burning is fun!!!

I now manage a group of librarians...... fucking awesome, they are such delicate sensitive souls

Gizza job.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/liverpool/content/images/2007/10/09/blackstuff_003_470x336.jpg

 

[hobbit.]

Gizza job.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/liverpool/content/images/2007/10/09/blackstuff_003_470x336.jpg

I have that in mind for them... I suggested that we could keep the libraries warm by burning books, I thought that was a cool idea since most people in south manc can't read, the book sorts put a grievance in against me! ungrateful cunts.