If YOU could be an evil bastard/figure from history, who would you be?

[hobbit.]

Obviously this is too complex a subject to post a poll, yet I will attempt a poll which will NOT be exclusive! feel free to suggest an evil bastard/cruel cunt/head fucked arsehole/ etc of your own choice, with a reason.

in hindsight a poll will be pointless, but since this is a carbon neutral paperless thread then what the fuck!!!

 

[hobbit.]

A transvestite serial killer.

 

[Lady_Fiona]

Wheres the dolf option?

 

[Fata Morgana]

I was going to put Bathory before you put the poll up!

Ian Brady is just a socially isolated man who talks to the television you know.

 

[Sean]

Nero. Making my horse a senator would improve the level of political discourse.

 

[oggbashan]

<--- Henry VIII

 

[Fata Morgana]

This is a true tale. My daft mate at work thought Pol Pot was that opera bloke from Carphone Warehouse who won the first Britain's Got Talent.

 

[IndieSnob]

Ayn Rand.

I'd love to write something so horribly stupid and have so many idiots think I am smart and enlightened.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'd love to write something so horribly stupid

I refer you back to your last 17,916 posts.

 

[tactful]

Caligula

 

[Lady_Fiona]

Ayn Rand.

I'd love to write something so horribly stupid and have so many idiots think I am smart and enlightened.

I think whatserface took that prize with 50 shades of shite

 

[VaticanAssassin]

This was on the history channel at 4am...

Attila or Alexander

 

[Sean Renaud]

I want to be Ronald Reagan. That way I can start America down the path of lower income for the average person, destroy unions and still be loved by everybody. It's really one helluva trick when you look at it.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I'd be a rich Haitian sugarcane planter circa 1750.

 

[hobbit.]

I was going to put Bathory before you put the poll up!

Ian Brady is just a socially isolated man who talks to the television you know.

liz was an all time rocky horror show babe!!

Brady is scottish, 'nuff said really.

Nero. Making my horse a senator would improve the level of political discourse.

And you could still do the rag and bone round.

<--- Henry VIII

A homosexual serial kiler! cool!!

This is a true tale. My daft mate at work thought Pol Pot was that opera bloke from Carphone Warehouse who won the first Britain's Got Talent.

What a twat! Pol one the X Factor.

Ayn Rand.

I'd love to write something so horribly stupid and have so many idiots think I am smart and enlightened.

Would the priests have remembered your name?

Wheres the dolf option?

in your head...

 

[hobbit.]

I'd be a rich Haitian sugarcane planter circa 1750.

with a dental master plan?

 

[butters]

i'm just not cut out to want to be someone really evil



there, confession over. i feel better for that. orright 'obbit?

 

[hobbit.]

i'm just not cut out to want to be someone really evil



there, confession over. i feel better for that. orright 'obbit?

I is cool. tha sen?

obviously this thread exempts tha gud sen lass.

by really evil i meant to include 'contemptuously' evil though ...

 

[KingOrfeo]

Tough choice . . . Caligula had a lot of fun, but Genghis Khan got things done!

 

[hobbit.]

Tough choice . . . Caligula had a lot of fun, but Genghis Khan got things done!

Mussolini made the trains run on time, but evil? FFS!

 

[butters]

I is cool. tha sen?

obviously this thread exempts tha gud sen lass.

by really evil i meant to include 'contemptuously' evil though ...

i'm getting fluent in hobbit! i understood every word of that. awesome.


thatcher was - but she can keep it. look where it got her!

 

[hobbit.]

i'm getting fluent in hobbit! i understood every word of that. awesome.


thatcher was - but she can keep it. look where it got her!

Frau thatcler made das nationalist party of der conservative unt ulster nationalsit party What it is today !! hiel thatchler!!! (aka unelectable as a single party)

What about doing an Eric 'slim' pickles tribute act?

Twat of Toad Hall​

Watchdog reprimands Eric Pickles' department for £217m overdraft
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2013/jun/28/eric-pickles-communities-department-overdraft

Pol Pot probably caused the deaths of fewer of his own people than 'slim'

 

[beetlebum]

lex luthor, probably

 

[hobbit.]

lex luthor, probably

thats a fictional character, which, whilst not actually being a proscribed group under the terms of the thread title, shows a certain lack of ambition on your part.

 

[sethp]

Dick Cheney,. who's more evil than him?