If you could be an animal

A sloth, Ive given this a great deal of thought, it seems to me they have a great deal of time to think.
 
probably a bear, ever since cub scouts and shit, i have always thought of myself as one, big and hairy, quasi-solitary, content until disturbed.
 
Dolphin, without a doubt. Swiming in cool ocean waters is very sensual. Another thing, dolphins are very sexual creatures. When I was in the Bahamas and took the Dolphin Swim tour, we were told by the handler that a dolphin loves to have his sexual organs caressed. LOL he said if we accidently petted him in that region, he would follow us home.
 
ohhh

mistressastra said:
Dolphin, without a doubt. Swiming in cool ocean waters is very sensual. Another thing, dolphins are very sexual creatures. When I was in the Bahamas and took the Dolphin Swim tour, we were told by the handler that a dolphin loves to have his sexual organs caressed. LOL he said if we accidently petted him in that region, he would follow us home.

now I wanna be a dolphin to
 
Whatever the ugliest animal on earth is is what I would be because it would be a step up from what I look like now.
 
Private Vasquez said:
One of those fainting goats. That just looks like fun.
Everytime you open your damn mouth, I absolutely crack up!!!

Plus, you took my animal! not the fainting kind, but one of those really fat little goats at the zoo - they get lotsa crackers.
 
no no

SleepingWarrior said:
Whatever the ugliest animal on earth is is what I would be because it would be a step up from what I look like now.

thats not true
 
Re: Re: no no

SleepingWarrior said:



It is to me, and its hard to argue against one's own perception of themself

maybe your right... congrats on getting your 1000...
 
A horse....because everyone always want to be hung like a ....no wait that's not why.....it's because they are beautiful animals.
 
A Snow Leopard

Because I love all the big cats, but that one most of all.

It is pretty, graceful and elegant (all the things I am not! :D )
 
very

slarttybartfast said:
A horse....because everyone always want to be hung like a ....no wait that's not why.....it's because they are beautiful animals.
 
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