If you cook like you walk, I would eat the whole plate.

[yui]

What's your best line?

This is *cough* research.

 

[BlackShanglan]

"Hi. I'm not very imginative. Would you consider sleeping with me?"

(Not mine, actually, but I rather liked it.)

I have difficulty with "lines," myself, because I'm never really in a position to use them. I've never felt desire for someone I didn't know anything about or hadn't spoken to, so I've never been in the position where I needed something attention-grabbing that works on a relative stranger. I tend to be contextual and ... dull, I imagine.

 

[kendo1]

I just drool.

 

[Wildcard Ky]

Nice shoes, let's fuck.

 

[mlady_france]

Lines? I don't do anything creative like think up lines. I go for an old classic, low cut shirt and a corset.

 

[minsue]

Yes.

 

[SeaCat]

I have never used "lines". I just don't have that kind of imagination. Instead I let my actions speak for me. (Yeah it takes longer but if the lady is worth my effort, then the effort is worth it.)

Cat

 

[TheEarl]

What's your best line?

This is *cough* research.

Yui, Yui, Yui. <shakes head> You don't need lines. All you have to do is ask and I'll sleep with you.

The Earl

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's?

I've never actually tried this one myself so I can't vouch for it's effectiveness.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

OK, a couple of real ones:

"I bet you $20 that you're gonna shoot me down."

"The only thing your eyes didn't tell me was your name."

 

[Guest]

duckie, youre pathetic.
*grin*
lines?
not me. honesty, is the best policy.
"lucky, i've been stalking you."
she was hooked.

 

[elsol]

*burp*

'Hello..."

*shrug*

Works for me.

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[togitc]

If words were kisses I would talk to you forever.

Translated from spanish.

 

[togitc]

Just remembered

So you want to get a pizza and fuck?

(if they say no)

What, you don't like pizza?

 

[yui]

"Hi. I'm not very imginative. Would you consider sleeping with me?"

Yes.

I tend to be contextual and ... dull, I imagine.

Dull? *snort* You would shine in absolute darkness. I just think most of us wouldn't get your pick-up lines:

"You must give me leave to flatter myself that your refusal of my addresses is merely words of course. My reasons for believing it are briefly these: -- It does not appear to me that the establishment I can offer would be any other than highly desirable; and you should take it into farther consideration that in spite of your manifold attractions, it is by no means certain that another offer of marriage may ever be made you. Your portion is unhappily so small that it will in all likelihood undo the effects of your loveliness and amiable qualifications. As I must therefore conclude that you are not serious in your rejection of me, I shall chuse to attribute it to your wish of increasing my love by suspense, according to the usual practice of elegant females."

I just drool.

And this is a perfectly valid option … I do a bit of this myself. *nods*

Nice shoes, let's fuck.

Again, workable. A possible buckle-bunnies variation: "Nice boots, Cowboy, let's see how they look under my bed." Save a horse and all that.

Lines? I don't do anything creative like think up lines. I go for an old classic, low cut shirt and a corset.

And this works well for one as luscious as you, mlady. Too bad they don't make an Almost A Corset; a training bra corset, if you will.

Yes.

Now?

I have never used "lines". I just don't have that kind of imagination. Instead I let my actions speak for me. (Yeah it takes longer but if the lady is worth my effort, then the effort is worth it.)

Cat

What an excellent way to be, Cat.

Yui, Yui, Yui. <shakes head> You don't need lines. All you have to do is ask and I'll sleep with you.

The Earl

どうかお願いがあるのですが。

Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's?

It's the orange ones. The mint burns.

OK, a couple of real ones:

"I bet you $20 that you're gonna shoot me down."

"The only thing your eyes didn't tell me was your name."

Oh, I like the $20 dollar one!

duckie, youre pathetic.
*grin*
lines?
not me. honesty, is the best policy.
"lucky, i've been stalking you."
she was hooked.

Vella, we all wait to hear such lovely words. Usually in court, but still, just lovely!

*burp*

'Hello..."

*shrug*

Works for me.

Sincerely,
ElSol

Do you say hello and then shrug? Or shrug while you're saying hello? *writing this down*

If words were kisses I would talk to you forever.

Translated from spanish.

So was mine. The other one was, "You're hotter than my wife," but it just didn't do much for me.

 

[togitc]

So was mine. The other one was, "You're hotter than my wife," but it just didn't do much for me.

LOL, I was actually thinking something along those lines. Maybe, my wife thinks you're hot would work better?

I find that a wedding ring makes you look years younger and pounds lighter. Not to mention smarter and better looking. Not that I have any experience in that kind of thing.

 

[BlackShanglan]

How I adore thee, Yui. Even if you did make me Mr.Collins.

Lady Catherine de Burgh!

 

[moonlight elf]

I don't use lines......but here's one used on me:

Hey Babe, I'm new in town. Do ya think you could give me directions to your house?

 

[Stella_Omega]

I said;
"I really... fucking... NEED you!" and she was putty in my hands...
Or maybe it was the vodka?

 

[JokerWild]

^ it's usually the vodka

Must be a ticket cause you got fine written all over you...

doesn't work that good but it usually gets a good laugh to break the ice.

 

[Belegon]

I don't use lines in the sense that I don't have anything prepared...but I do attempt witty.

example: A client, a very pretty one, who also is quite gifted mammaphorically speaking,(and who I have know long enough to be able to get away with this with..) was wearing a tee shirt today that said "Say Hello To My Little Friends" across already mentioned chest.

I didn't say anything about it until we were in the middle of work related conversation...then I snuck in, "We differ on the definition of little". I kept a straight face. She didn't, and gave me that half blush/half evil grin thing that says she was happy I noticed but surprised I said anything. (I've never said anything flirtatious to this client before).

Key...I did not say anything else about it. No follow ups, etc. I did make eye contact. I did try to give her my best smile at the end of our business. I am quite convinced she walked away feeling good about herself. And that's all. I was not really hitting on her. But I think it brightened both our days.

 

[elsol]

Do you say hello and then shrug? Or shrug while you're saying hello? *writing this down*

I say hello... the shrug is saved for when she gives me THE LOOK.

The shrug is the reverse LOOK... it says, "I had to try."


Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[elsol]

I don't use lines

So poor yui know... that's a line.

And it works VERY well.

Especially when coupled with an 'I'm shy' act.


Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[Belegon]

So poor yui know... that's a line.

And it works VERY well.

Especially when coupled with an 'I'm shy' act.


Sincerely,
ElSol

sorry, I disagree...If i said to a girl in a bar.."I don't use lines", that would be a line...

here it was just an answer...

or did you meant that you have used it as such? with the shy thing?

I'm not shy...

 

[elsol]

sorry, I disagree...If i said to a girl in a bar.."I don't use lines", that would be a line...

here it was just an answer...

or did you meant that you have used it as such? with the shy thing?

I'm not shy...

While you did not use it as a line, I was pointing out that it's a good one

And yes, I've done the shy-guy and 'I don't use lines'.

In combination and individually.

Sincerely,
ElSol