If you became temporarily omnipotent...

[Shendude]

What would you do if you were practically omnipotent for a week ("practically" cuz you can't extend your time of power)?

You can do basically everything. If you want, you can make it so that 2+2=fish, or that the word "chicken" had a 2 in it. In other words, you can totally change the laws of reality.

Try to be ambitious.

 

[Vincent E]

I would prevent anyone from ever putting ketchup on a hot dog ever again.

And world peace and shit like that too, I guess.

 

[snooper]

I would change the definition of a Faraday Cage to allow glass windows in them without altering the effect ,,,
































... because that way mobile 'phones wouldn't work on trains.

 

[LadiDarkMoon]

I would prevent anyone from ever putting ketchup on a hot dog ever again.

And world peace and shit like that too, I guess.

WHAT!? NO KETCHUP ON HOTDOGS!?
I would never eat another hot dog again. *runs away crying due to stupid pregnancy hormones*

 

[snooper]

... *runs away crying due to stupid pregnancy hormones*

CONGRATULATIONS

 

[LadiDarkMoon]

Thanks Snoop-

But to answer the question if I have temporarily become omnipotent I think I would want to go to a class reunion and get some well earned revenge on former classmates for 15 years of living hell.

Not sure what I would do to all of them...but I am sure it would be quite amusing.

 

[snooper]

... I think I would want to go to a class reunion and get some well earned revenge on former classmates for 15 years of living hell. ...

You spent fifteen years in grade school?

 

[LadiDarkMoon]

Between my 1st grade - 12th grade I was in school for 13 years- so I rounded up.

 

[Shendude]

I gotta say, I'm disappointed by the lack of ambition displayed here.

 

[fogbank]

I would settle the current NHL collective bargaining dispute (imposing a salary cap, likely). After that, probably I'd just give people a lot of random and unexpected orgasms. Other things I might do: I'd genetically modify japanese maples to grow in cooler climates; I would eradicate television; I would bring back Tahiti Treat soda pops; I would restore bison and antelope herds in north america to their original sizes; I'd created people with greater diversity of skin-colours--blue skin, green skin, grey skin, etc..;

 

[FTW666]

I'd make everyone shit ice cream

 

[LadiDarkMoon]

I would settle the current NHL collective bargaining dispute (imposing a salary cap, likely). After that, probably I'd just give people a lot of random and unexpected orgasms. Other things I might do: I'd genetically modify japanese maples to grow in cooler climates; I would eradicate television; I would bring back Tahiti Treat soda pops; I would restore bison and antelope herds in north america to their original sizes; I'd created people with greater diversity of skin-colours--blue skin, green skin, grey skin, etc..;

Can I have blue skin....I think blue skin with pure white hair and light gray eyes would be really really sexy on me.

 

[snooper]

Can I have blue skin....I think blue skin with pure white hair and light gray eyes would be really really sexy on me.

All three of these are possible today, without omnipotence. Skin dyes are available, bleach, and coloured contact lenses.

All done madam, have a http://uk.geocities.com/charmbrights/12_4_38.gif

 

[LadiDarkMoon]

I hope your buying the coffee because after all that dye and contacts; I'm broke.

 

[snooper]

I hope your buying the coffee because after all that dye and contacts; I'm broke.

With all the money you paid me for the makeover, the coffee is on the house.

 

[vargas111]

I'm not sure if omnipotece is up to this task, but how about women want sex as badly as men do?

 

[Stefan_J]

Although this illustrates just how much of a geek I am, the first transformation I would make with my God-like abilities would be to turn myself into Spider-Man (my current comic book obsession shining through), making sure-fire use of my web-slinging, wall-crawling, battles against my arch enemies (Doc Ock, Carnage, Venom, Hob Goblin, etc, etc), and of course have my way with the very delectable Miss Mary Jane Watson. And Felicia Hardy. And Gwen Stacy.

Other alterations to my/our existence: The immediate removal of all public urinals - why any man wants to flop his dick out in front of another is beyond me; the world will speak the one language and one language only, i'll call it gibberish; politicians will be shot on site; all Microsoft products shall be bug-free; the word 'six' will be changed to 'sex'; Jim Morrison would be resurrected and made to perform, with the surviving Doors band members, a private concert; and Life Savers would no longer be produced with a hole in the middle.

 

[snooper]

... all Microsoft products shall be bug-free ...

I doubt omnipotence is up to that.

 

[MechaBlade]

What would you do if you were practically omnipotent for a week ("practically" cuz you can't extend your time of power)?

You can do basically everything. If you want, you can make it so that 2+2=fish, or that the word "chicken" had a 2 in it. In other words, you can totally change the laws of reality.

Try to be ambitious.

I have written several nonconsent stories to this effect, and posted one.

In short, I would have more sex than anyone has had with anyone since the beginning of time.

 

[MechaBlade]

Also, could we keep some of the stuff we made during that week? Cause I would totally hook my house up.

 

[Shendude]

Also, could we keep some of the stuff we made during that week? Cause I would totally hook my house up.

Yes. Any changes you make during the week that you don't reverse during the week become permanent afterwards.