If ya have a little time on your hands....

[Never]

Obviously, the author didn't have as demented a mind as you hun.

 

[Dreamer1]

Would you really like to know??

Hmmmm... let me think about that..
Uh,.... YEA!
No, make that... HEll YEA!

OK, come closer and I will whisper in you ear.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Ooh ooh...tell me too! Use lots of big words and talk slow.

Details...we need lots of juicy details.

 

[Jade]

Ooh ooh...tell me too! Use lots of big words and talk slow.

Details...we need lots of juicy details.

WOO HOO baby.. YOU tell him girlfriend!!

(shakes hips)

 

[Rosebud]

I am 68% pure...hahahaha

 

[Havocman]

Test??? I don't need to take no stinking test...

I've always known that I am:

99 and 44/100 percent PURE!!!

Havoc the Pure

 

[Dreamer1]

Ooh ooh...tell me too! Use lots of big words and talk slow.

Details...we need lots of juicy details.

You sound like a court reporter SS. I will talk slow and use big words when appropriate.

If you come close enough, I can demonstrate why I was not more pure!

 

[Dreamer1]

Ooh ooh...tell me too! Use lots of big words and talk slow.

Details...we need lots of juicy details.

WOO HOO baby.. YOU tell him girlfriend!!

(shakes hips)

Can I get fries to go with that shake?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Drat, and here I thought I was a trashy slut

I scored a 78.4%. 78.4... damn. Someone corrupt me. Please.

 

[Jade]

Ooh ooh...tell me too! Use lots of big words and talk slow.

Details...we need lots of juicy details.

WOO HOO baby.. YOU tell him girlfriend!!

(shakes hips)

Can I get fries to go with that shake?

If you ask me nicely... MAYBE

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

OK redid the test and wooohooo I have some of my purity back. I am now 62.8%. Maybe if I wait an hour it will go up again.

Bonnie

 

[scylis]

hah!! 94.8%!! i win!!
no... wait....
DAMNIT!!

 

[April]

Jade you didn't mention anything about having to write!!

I am 72% pure, according to the long test. And after all that writing, I'm not taking the short one.

 

[Never]

*Jealous glance at April's figures*
I'd like a little of what she's having please.. *leans over a bit and tries to read the answer sheet*
She did what?
With how many people?
Where?
OMG.
*Has just lost a purity point or two*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*sneaks another glance at April's figure.. er, -gures.*

 

[Earthgoddess]

oops to much info

Well Jade I now feel like the biggest sleaze going...I am only 32.6% pure,actually that is about the ratio of milkfat in heavy whipping cream.
To Quote Gil
Oh shit,Oh Dear

 

[Hecate]

Ughhhhh- EG - any chance you are gonna mail those results my way????

 

[Earthgoddess]

Oh Dear, Oh shit

I am baaaddd-bad goddess...thank God I stopped fantasizing about scat,pee,animals and the dead before I totally lost every ounce of purity I had clinging to my soul.
But I must say that being so similiar to whipped cream is a pleasantly frothy experience.

 

[Jade]

Oh Dear, Oh shit

I am baaaddd-bad goddess...thank God I stopped fantasizing about scat,pee,animals and the dead before I totally lost every ounce of purity I had clinging to my soul.
But I must say that being so similiar to whipped cream is a pleasantly frothy experience.

Woah... look out! Someone is hot this morning!

 

[Earthgoddess]

Big Frothy Hugs for Jade
(((((((((((((((((HUGS))))))))))))))

 

[Jade]

Big Frothy Hugs for Jade
(((((((((((((((((HUGS))))))))))))))

Ooohweeee... I feel all frothy now!
Who should I pass the frothiness on to next EG.. waddya think?

 

[Naked Hunny]

Damnit im just too innocent will someone please corrupt me!!!!

 

[Naked Hunny]

I have Jeffs percentage!!!!!

told you i would get it hehehe..
he is 85.6% pure just thought everyone would like to know hehe

 

[morgainefairy]

last night i did every drug on the test 4 times then fucked a transexual corpse in a casket covered with shit to lower my percentage--think that was a good idea?

 

[Jade]

last night i did every drug on the test 4 times then fucked a transexual corpse in a casket covered with shit to lower my percentage--think that was a good idea?

WOAH

Mfairy: Should I be impressed or... WORRIED?!

 

[Bushido71XS]

last night i did every drug on the test 4 times then fucked a transexual corpse in a casket covered with shit to lower my percentage--think that was a good idea?

WOAH

Mfairy: Should I be impressed or... WORRIED?!

Ok, now if you will excuse me I'm gonna go get the butterfly net for this one. Who's got the straight jacket?