If ya have a little time on your hands....

[morgainefairy]

...um, do you HAVE hands?
i can show you some neat tricks with your feet.

 

[Jade]

Correct. I've never held hands with someone.
http://smilecwm.tripod.com/cwm/crap.gif

Never... I think I can help you with the "why" on that... notice that smiley face you made? Honey.. no one wants to hold hands with THAT! Try something more like this "" That should get their attention! LOL


But seriously (sorry I just couldn't resist!) ... your time will come... everyone's does... take your time and remember that we are all rooting for you! (Yep like an infant to a breast.)

xoxo

 

[SimplySouthern]

#29...nope. Never done that. I wouldn't even know where to look for things such as that. Perverts...must be a bunch of perverts out there.

Gonna help some man lower his score by next year. Expect a drastic change in scores...though I notice he hasn't posted his "Before" scores yet.

 

[Bushido71XS]

I stink at tests, I prefer a hands-on evaluation

 

[Endlessly]

Neverkins, dunno how, but I'm 93% pure. Looks like I've got ye beat..

 

[SimplySouthern]

Bush...you really shouldn't even be posting on any thread that has the word pure associated with it

I was kidding....but if this deserves punishment...I will gladly take it!


*Spank me Daddy...I've been a bad girl*

*giggling hysterically*

 

[morgainefairy]

OMG! maybe i shouldn't feel bad about my 40something score. i guess to be really low you have to be pretty-um-explorative...and i have plenty of life left to do just that.
y'all in the 90's--did you expect a score like that?

 

[Bushido71XS]

Oh I see how it is, you don't even wanna go there girl.....

 

[Jade]

Oh I see how it is, you don't even wanna go there girl.....

Au contraire (sp?)... but I think she DOES!
In fact.. she is already on her WAY there!
Never underestimate SS LOL!

 

[Never]

E-
I don't think that's possible.
Hmm, are you certain you're purer than I am? Hm.. did you take the one hundred or the five hundred? I took the five hundred.

Hmmm, Jade. Editing my post sort of fell flat. I didn't like that face much after I posted it as well.
Truth is, I look much more like this.. http://smilecwm.tripod.com/cwm/freak2.gif
Sexy, no?

 

[Endlessly]

Yup, the 500-question one, Never. Don't ask me how that happened..

 

[Never]

Maybe I added it incorrectly?.. I have to do this again, I know there's no way you're more pure than I am.

 

[Dreamer1]

Based upon the long version I am 52.2% pure.
I am too tired from both good and bad visual images stemming from the test to comment further.

 

[Jade]

Based upon the long version I am 52.2% pure.
I am too tired from both good and bad visual images stemming from the test to comment further.

What sort of images?



ENDLESSLY: did you count the new virginity thing or were you that pure still... I am really impressed... I sorta wish I was that pure! I feel so totally naughty now!

 

[Never]

*big sigh* At least I'm not the ingénue anymore. Hmmm, I'm rereading my answer Endlessly, I think the cucumbers and coke are what put me over the top.

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I smell sex and candy, yeah.

 

[Jade]

I think the cucumbers and coke are what put me over the top.

Never: Give me a reason NOT to be a little worried here ....

 

[Never]

Eh?
What are you a little worried about Jade?
Experimentation is fun. Heck, when you're a nineteen year old with nothing better to do and your parents are out of the house it can be the best part of your weekend.

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I admit to nothing.

 

[Dreamer1]

Based upon the long version I am 52.2% pure.
I am too tired from both good and bad visual images stemming from the test to comment further.

What sort of images?

Would you really like to know??

 

[Jade]

Would you really like to know??

Hmmmm... let me think about that..
Uh,.... YEA!
No, make that... HEll YEA!

 

[Jade]

Eh?
What are you a little worried about Jade?
Experimentation is fun. Heck, when you're a nineteen year old with nothing better to do and your parents are out of the house it can be the best part of your weekend.

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I admit to nothing.

Well, ya know I am ALL about masterbation... (hence why I loved the whole DCL/PUMA idea... ) however... well... the coke bottle thing... you really seriously tried that!?
I don't know why.. it just seems to me like it would sort of hurt! I mean... no softness (like skin surrounding it) at all! Yeow!

 

[Never]

It hurt like hell. Coke Bottles don't fit female anatomy at all, in fact, the glass lip of the bottle tends to shread the membrane inside the vigina nicely and unless you enjoy bleeding I wouldn't try it. Likewise wine bottles.
Cucumbers aren't that great, especally out of the fridge. Bananas are shaped the wrong way, peel them first if you must and don't complain if you end up with a vigina full of banana mush.
And don't even let me get started on the anus..

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'Coke and a smile.' my ass..

 

[Jade]

It hurt like hell. Coke Bottles don't fit female anatomy at all, in fact, the glass lip of the bottle tends to shread the membrane inside the vigina nicely and unless you enjoy bleeding I wouldn't try it. Likewise wine bottles.
Cucumbers aren't that great, especally out of the fridge. Bananas are shaped the wrong way, peel them first if you must and don't complain if you end up with a vigina full of banana mush.
And don't even let me get started on the anus..

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'Coke and a smile.' my ass..

Holy geez! Thanks for the visuals Never!
LMAO (okay so I shouldn't be laughing!)

 

[Never]

'S cool.
Perhap's that post wasn't quite as meaningless as it should have been but someone getting a laugh out of it is just as good..

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"C" is for cookie, that's good enough for me.

 

[Endlessly]

Jade-- of course I counted not being a virgin.

Never-- that's gotta be it. There were no questions regarding bic pens.

 

[Jade]

Endlessly

So you counted NOT being a virgin and are still over 90% pure OMG!!
Girl.. I am going to have to take you out with me at some point!

Before I even KNEW what oral sex WAS I scored an 80 something%

I can't believe you two Endlessly and Never!
You are just too awesome for words!
I luv ya both!
xoxo

(trying to think of ways to lower other people's purity scores.. even though they are not insecure with them.. b/c am feeling sneaky..)