If ya have a little time on your hands....

[Jade]

I was just busying myself a little bit here... b/c I am reluctant to do what I am supposed to be doing.
(You can relate to that right?)

So, I uh... I hadn't taken a purity test in a while and I actually just spent the last 20 min. taking one! (Very sad I know...)

Anyway, I was just curious how you people would score...
Depending on how much time you have the Original Yale/Dartmouth version is the best. It has 500 questions but you must read the instructions CAREFULLY. http://www.iglou.com/sek/purity/purity.500.txt

Otherwise, there is a 100 question version from Rice.. although not AS accurate:
http://www.iglou.com/sek/purity/purity.100a.txt



Anyway, please take one, (or both.. if ya have the time) and report back here!

Then, when you are finished.. answered these three questions:

1) Is there anyone from the board whose score you would like to know?

2) Is there anyone whose score is already posted and you were surprised by it?


Gosh... I am really distracted... perhaps my mom is right, maybe I really do have ADD.

*sigh*

OH, and one the 100 question version I was only 33% pure but on the 500 question Yale/Dartmouth one I was 59% pure (more than half! yahoo!)

 

[Dreamer1]

Just a thought, you could be studying for that big test you have coming up?? OK, maybe you aren't pure enough! lol

 

[Katerina Val-Kyrie]

Is that all?

You answered 600 questions in total? Wow, you must have had time on your hands! *LOL*

Kat

 

[Jade]

DAmmit, here I was all exciting and thought people were going to tell me their scores and instead I just berated for not studying... and for being a loser with too much time on my hands (*pouts*)

Well shoot, I dont want to be here anyway then
... I suppose I will go study now... (sigh)...

 

[Patryn]

Well, I would have loved to take the short one, but the link seems to be broken.

 

[Naked Hunny]

Jade im here for ya sweetie

i didnt take the long test yet but im only 20% pure according to the first test!!

 

[morgainefairy]

i'm on question 300-- this is pretty quick actually!
and i am digging the q's.

 

[Jade]

Well, I would have loved to take the short one, but the link seems to be broken.

http://www.iglou.com/sek/purity/purity.100a.txt

Dammit.. try it again.. does it work now?


Naked.. you little vixen you!

Morg: don't forget to post your score!

Yay!

 

[Dreamer1]

DAmmit, here I was all exciting and thought people were going to tell me their scores and instead I just berated for not studying... and for being a loser with too much time on my hands (*pouts*)

Well shoot, I dont want to be here anyway then
... I suppose I will go study now... (sigh)...

Berate you, never! Flirt with you, always!
Sorry hon, you know I was joking.
OK I have some time, should I work out or take the tests?

 

[morgainefairy]

wow! i am WAY purer tham i thought!

it seems i don't have enough of a fetish for excrement and both live and dead animals!

my score is 43.8%

how disappointing thought i was wilder than that.

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

I am a little issapionted I always thought I was a good pure girl but it says I am only 35.9%. And that was the 500 question. Im going to do it again this can't be right. I will beat the system. LOL

Bonnie

 

[Sonora]

Should I be embarrassed that I scored 72% on the 500 question test??

 

[Naked Hunny]

now damnit the 500 question test says im 61.6% pure. So someone needs to corrupt me even more than i already am!!

 

[morgainefairy]

bonnie,

if you really think it's wrong--
did you subtract the # of yeses from 500 and then divide by 5?
maybe you have your percentage reversed?

how 'bout we corrupt each other NH? looks like i need help too! yummy.

 

[Naked Hunny]

Is it my fault im only 20 yrs old and i dont have a sexual desire for animals, dead things, urine, or shit!!

 

[Jade]

Remember people... the percentage of "NO" responses makes up your % purity not "yes's".. does that make a difference for anyone... also ... on the 500 question one.. you have to read the little "blurb" at the beg. of each section ... it is VERY important!

And if you did all that, and are still shocked, dissappointed (sp?) etc, than I am really cracking up over here! LOL


For anyone that hasn't taken them yet.... they go by really fast... especially if you have never tried drugs... or if you are a virgin..... all yes or not questions...

 

[Jade]

Dreamer... take the test, THEN go work out!


Bench press something for me won't ya?

 

[Handy-Andy]

This must be wrong not into animals , shit or piss but i still only score 34.6% . Thats doing the 500 question's.



[Edited by Handy-Andy on 08-13-2000 at 03:29 PM]

 

[Sonora]

Jade, I only had 140 yes answers. Guess I'm providing the laughs for the day.

I couldn't get into the 100 question test. Even took out the spaces and tried to use the URL from the 500 question test and replace the 5 with a 1. What else should I try?

Also did anyone notice that the 500 question test was from 1988?? I wonder how the scores translate to toady's 'purity'?

[Edited by Sonora on 08-13-2000 at 03:36 PM]

 

[Never]

91.8%

~~
(That's 41 'yes' answers)

[Edited by Never on 08-13-2000 at 03:58 PM]

 

[Naked Hunny]

I have to remember to email these tests to Jeff hes the purist of us all!!!

 

[morgainefairy]

never

no way!
really?
isn't that impossible?
you've never held hands w/ someone?

 

[SimplySouthern]

On the long test...I was 49.8% pure.

Almost an angel. I did, however, get a few ideas from that thing. This time next year I plan to have lowered that score drastically.

 

[Jade]

Yeah Never.. what Morg. said.


SS: There is no way I am more pure than you... what is it that you are not telling me?!

OH, and about next year... now I am really curious... you aren't about to make some guy REALLY happy by "upping" your points in Section #6 are ya?... and also.. didn't just just LOVE question #29!!!! LOL

 

[Never]

Correct. I've never held hands with someone.
How's about you just.. deal with it or drop the subject or something.

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[Edited by Never on 08-13-2000 at 04:43 PM]