If we all die in a fiery death...

[christcat69]

I want everyone to know that I love them.

 

[Guest]

 

[christcat69]

But Hanns.. I love you the most. I give more to the ones that need it the most.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Let's just hope it doesn't end that way.

 

[Guest]

"Oh! We'll all go together when we go,
The hottentot, the Swede and Eskimo......"


Paraphrasing Tom Lehrer.

(searching for his lyrics in our time of need)

 

[Guest]

 

[curious2c]

I want everyone to know that I love them.

She 's me...christcat 's me...*sigh*

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

^^^^^I prefered it when we all thought you were dead


Pratt

I was hoping I would come back and find out your mom made you get a job.

 

[Starblayde]

^^^^^I prefered it when we all thought you were dead


Pratt

Only one 't' in 'Prat'

Ttosser

 

[bluemuse]

I want everyone to know that I love them.

I you, too.

 

[christcat69]

ok boys, if you're going to fight, fight outside.

 

[bluemuse]

ok boys, if you're going to fight, fight outside.

But first take off your shirts and slather yourself with oil.

 

[christcat69]

oh...and throw on a wifebeater and fireman overalls.....*shutters violently*

 

[Butch Welder]

"Oh! We'll all go together when we go,
The hottentot, the Swede and Eskimo......"


Paraphrasing Tom Lehrer.

(searching for his lyrics in our time of need)

I've spent many an evening wasted with Tom Lehrer

So long, Mom,
I'm off to drop the bomb,
So don't wait up for me.
But while you swelter
Down there in your shelter,
You can see me
On your TV.

While we're attacking frontally,
Watch Brinkally and Huntally,
Describing contrapuntally
The cities we have lost.
No need for you to miss a minute
Of the agonizing holocaust. (Yeah!)

Little Johnny Jones he was a U.S. pilot,
And no shrinking vi'let was he.
He was mighty proud when World War Three was declared,
He wasn't scared,
No siree!

And this is what he said on
His way to Armageddon:

So long, Mom,
I'm off to drop the bomb,
So don't wait up for me.
But though I may roam,
I'll come back to my home,
Although it may be
A pile of debris.

Remember, Mommy,
I'm off to get a commie,
So send me a salami,
And try to smile somehow.
I'll look for you when the war is over,
An hour and a half from now!

 

[bluemuse]

oh...and throw on a wifebeater and fireman overalls.....*shutters violently*

LMAO!

 

[christcat69]

Sorry, firemen wet my whistle.

 

[Nathon_88]

I love you all.

*hugs*

 

[bluemuse]

Sorry, firemen wet my whistle.

I live right behind the Fire Department. Your whistle would never get dry if you were here.

 

[Guest]

.We will all go together when we go - Tom Lehrer


When you attend a funeral,
It is sad to think that sooner or
Later those you love will do the same for you.
And you may have thought it tragic,
Not to mention other adjec-
Tives, to think of all the weeping they will do.
But don't you worry.
No more ashes, no more sackcloth.
And an armband made of black cloth
Will some day never more adorn a sleeve.
For if the bomb that drops on you
Gets your friends and neighbors too,
There'll be nobody left behind to grieve.

And we will all go together when we go.
What a comforting fact that is to know.
Universal bereavement,
An inspiring achievement,
Yes, we all will go together when we go.

We will all go together when we go.
All suffuse with an incandescent glow.
No one will have the endurance
To collect on his insurance,
Lloyd's of London will be loaded when they go.

Oh we will all fry together when we fry.
We'll be french fried potatoes by and by.
There will be no more misery
When the world is our rotisserie,
Yes, we will all fry together when we fry.

Down by the old maelstrom,
There'll be a storm before the calm.

And we will all bake together when we bake.
There'll be nobody present at the wake.
With complete participation
In that grand incineration,
Nearly three billion hunks of well-done steak.

Oh we will all char together when we char.
And let there be no moaning of the bar.
Just sing out a Te Deum
When you see that I.C.B.M.,
And the party will be ";come as you are.";

Oh we will all burn together when we burn.
There'll be no need to stand and wait your turn.
When it's time for the fallout
And Saint Peter calls us all out,
We'll just drop our agendas and adjourn.

You will all go directly to your respective Valhallas.
Go directly, do not pass Go, do not collect two hundred dolla's.

And we will all go together when we go.
Ev'ry Hottenhot and ev'ry Eskimo.
When the air becomes uranious,
And we will all go simultaneous.
Yes we all will go together
When we all go together,
Yes we all will go together when we go

 

[BgMma]

Awww! I love you, too, CC!

 

[Nora]

Hey Butch! That's my fave! Well, that and the Masochism Tango, of course.

(I'm now singing this song relatively loudly. it wouldn't be too bad but there are still people here in the office. oops! )

I've spent many an evening wasted with Tom Lehrer

So long, Mom,
I'm off to drop the bomb,
So don't wait up for me.
But while you swelter
Down there in your shelter,
You can see me
On your TV.

While we're attacking frontally,
Watch Brinkally and Huntally,
Describing contrapuntally
The cities we have lost.
No need for you to miss a minute
Of the agonizing holocaust. (Yeah!)

Little Johnny Jones he was a U.S. pilot,
And no shrinking vi'let was he.
He was mighty proud when World War Three was declared,
He wasn't scared,
No siree!

And this is what he said on
His way to Armageddon:

So long, Mom,
I'm off to drop the bomb,
So don't wait up for me.
But though I may roam,
I'll come back to my home,
Although it may be
A pile of debris.

Remember, Mommy,
I'm off to get a commie,
So send me a salami,
And try to smile somehow.
I'll look for you when the war is over,
An hour and a half from now!

 

[Guest]

Nora, my favourite is The Vatican Rag.


"Ave Maria, Gee! It's good ta see ya!"

 

[Butch Welder]

More Tom Lehrer... always timely

Send The Marines

What with President Johnson practicing escalatio on the Vietnamese and then the Dominican crisis on top of that it has been a nervous year and people have begun to feel like a Christian scientist with appendicitis. Fortunately in times of crisis just like this America always has this number one instrument of diplomacy to fall back on. Here's a song about it.

When someone makes a move
Of which we don't approve,
Who is it that always intervenes?
U.N. and O.A.S.,
They have their place, I guess,
But first send the Marines!

We'll send them all we've got,
John Wayne and Randolph Scott,
Remember those exciting fighting scenes?
To the shores of Tripoli,
But not to Mississippoli,

What do we do? We send the Marines!
For might makes right,
And till they've seen the light,
They've got to be protected,
All their rights respected,
'Till somebody we like can be elected.

Members of the corps
All hate the thought of war,
They'd rather kill them off by peaceful means.
Stop calling it aggression,
O we hate that expression.
We only want the world to know
That we support the status quo.
They love us everywhere we go,
So when in doubt,
Send the Marines!


And downloads for Nora
http://wiw.org/~drz/tom.lehrer/downloads.html

 

[Guest]

Vatican Rag from "That was the Week that Was"



First you get down on your knees,
Fiddle with your rosaries,
Bow your head with great respect,
And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect!

Do whatever steps you want, if
You have cleared them with the Pontiff.
Everybody say his own
Kyrie eleison,
Doin' the Vatican Rag.

Get in line in that processional,
Step into that small confessional,
There, the guy who's got religion'll
Tell you if your sin's original.
If it is, try playin' it safer,
Drink the wine and chew the wafer,
Two, four, six, eight,
Time to transubstantiate!

So get down upon your knees,
Fiddle with your rosaries,
Bow your head with great respect,
And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect!

Make a cross on your abdomen,
When in Rome do like a Roman,
Ave Maria,
Gee it's good to see ya,
Gettin' ecstatic an'
Sorta dramatic an'
Doin' the Vatican Rag!


The man was - is a genius!

Religion might help too........

 

[Nora]

*laughing* GP, I adore you!