If those skirts will get any shorter...

[LupusDei]

If those skirts will get any shorter... girls will have one more pair of lips to lipstick.

(Somehow got this folk wisdom from the careless twenty century eighties reminded to me.)

So, probably in a slightly alternative history world, where fashion still matters, make that trend -- Four inch "skirts" and labial lipstick -- become literal and go wild. Possibly by misunderstanding. Outside of porn and bedroom games, i mean. Taking the crowd by storm, by brave, upbeat girls that were shy yesterday, but now that's how it's expected, right?

(Yes, borderline absurd, perhaps dressed as parable about something -- but I'm after the imaginary.)

 

[ericrodman101]

It’s a great idea for creative writing. Like an alternative history where the codpiece or the penis gourd survive and flourish. Imagine a modern capitalist society where people go to work but the men are displaying their penis size outside their trousers by way of penis gourds. They would be highly decorative, like neckties maybe. Men would be fitted for them when being measured for a suit. They would need room in buses or elevators. Any public meeting or celebration would be a chance to show off. Men would return from holidays and show people the gourd they bought. Young guys would fret about their first penis gourd and hoping it was suitable for the dance or the picnic, or visiting their GFs parents.

So penis gourds and labial lipstick; the fashion icons for 2023.

 

[EroticTurtle]

I posted a message at a ABS that I write erotic stories and I'd like to hear true stories that I would then write about. One guy who responded told me he screws both his daughter and her friend and it all started because of mini skits and short dresses. Perhaps you would like my telling of his story.

 

[sirhugs]

It’s a great idea for creative writing. Like an alternative history where the codpiece or the penis gourd survive and flourish. Imagine a modern capitalist society where people go to work but the men are displaying their penis size outside their trousers by way of penis gourds. They would be highly decorative, like neckties maybe. Men would be fitted for them when being measured for a suit. They would need room in buses or elevators. Any public meeting or celebration would be a chance to show off. Men would return from holidays and show people the gourd they bought. Young guys would fret about their first penis gourd and hoping it was suitable for the dance or the picnic, or visiting their GFs parents.

So penis gourds and labial lipstick; the fashion icons for 2023.

or some of us might enjoy it more if some frottage ensued?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

My first thought on reading this was ‘Read my lips - no nude taxes’ - gee, thanks for that mental image…

Second thought was just how confining a tie can get, industrial accidents, spills - and converting them to ‘work’ with codpiece or gourds. "This one’s great, but I got thrown off the bus after nearly poking that guy’s eye out. That one never sits right, almost fell out of it. And the new one still chafes, need to soften it up more. *sigh* Guess it’s back to ole faithful."

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Hrrrrm, back to the OP, what kind of cosmetics might be used?

"Glisten all day with Vulvate Dew! Easy to apply- two drops last at least 8 hours InNormalConditions Easy to clean - one hot shower and it’s gone!"

"Draw their eyes with Vajazzle Spray!"

SniffSniff "oh, wow - she’s wearing BacOooh’s under there - everything goes better with bacon!" {shudder}

 

[ericrodman101]

Hrrrrm, back to the OP, what kind of cosmetics might be used?

"Glisten all day with Vulvate Dew! Easy to apply- two drops last at least 8 hours InNormalConditions Easy to clean - one hot shower and it’s gone!"

"Draw their eyes with Vajazzle Spray!"

SniffSniff "oh, wow - she’s wearing BacOooh’s under there - everything goes better with bacon!" {shudder}

Love that. Filming the ads will be great. Lots of close ups of guys sniffing under there. A girl flouncing through a dance or public place and all the guys on their knees as she brushes by their faces, her short skirt blowing up.

Imagine all those chick flicks where the girls all go Off to powder their noses except now it’s lip up their pussies, lots of pouting into the mirrors which all have to be lowered to cunt level, then back out onto the dance floor to be admired.

visiting a department store where they are touting for business, inviting girls to try out the new lipstick.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Will skirts still be worn? How about straps, or body chains? A frilly dangly cord to draw in the eye, laying to one side or twitchily dangling down the middle? Thigh cuffs of metal? A sparse curtain of jewelry, chains & beads & gems & things? Gentle or not-so-gentle clips to open things up?

Prosthetics seem likely. Inner lips too small to display, a Delicate Dancer slides in, held by the latest adhesives or by kegel-training and a plug. Similarly overly-effusive parts can be hidden under a Delipshous Diversion, skin tone matched in our showrooms. For the avante guarde, other materials like leather, crystal (oooh, magnification!) or chrome are also available under the Devianté line of products

 

[LupusDei]

Will skirts still be worn? How about straps, or body chains? A frilly dangly cord to draw in the eye, laying to one side or twitchily dangling down the middle? Thigh cuffs of metal? A sparse curtain of jewelry, chains & beads & gems & things? Gentle or not-so-gentle clips to open things up?

Prosthetics seem likely. Inner lips too small to display, a Delicate Dancer slides in, held by the latest adhesives or by kegel-training and a plug. Similarly overly-effusive parts can be hidden under a Delipshous Diversion, skin tone matched in our showrooms. For the avante guarde, other materials like leather, crystal (oooh, magnification!) or chrome are also available under the Devianté line of products

Indeed...

Back when I served in the personal guard to the cruel queen of... I don't remember how that renegade break away province of Atlantis was called back then, some 30k years ago... there were court fashions like this.

But I think if we take our current culture onto a fast slide into that direction, a decorative "skirt" frill will still be a staple for quite same time. Also, think of "skirts" considering of, say, four independent curtains with gaps...

 

[CuttingEdge]

Indeed...

Back when I served in the personal guard to the cruel queen of... I don't remember how that renegade break away province of Atlantis was called back then, some 30k years ago... there were court fashions like this.

But I think if we take our current culture onto a fast slide into that direction, a decorative "skirt" frill will still be a staple for quite same time. Also, think of "skirts" considering of, say, four independent curtains with gaps...

It is interesting where future fashion might take us.

I would have never thought that today women would be wearing skin-tight leggings in so many public places (not that I am complaining). But if "what is old is new again", maybe there will be a fashion trend drawn out of a cross between midevil times, and the more daring miniskirts and outfits of today?

Myself, I think the greatest liberties will be taken with regards to a lady's top, and not bottom portion of dress. I say that because as a man I can go shirtless in public, but a lady cannot. But that is changing. Some of it has to do with the essence of life; a lady can breast feed her child for example, and far be it from anyone to make her feel awkward if she gives her baby what it needs. It's essential to life, so if you don't want to see that, look away. And even here in conservative USA laws are changing where a lady can go topless more and more in public. So, I see fashion designers working that in more and more to their fashions.

I do not see it going to bottoms because I doubt society would want men bottomless, and so there is more of an even standard there.

 

[Carnevil9]

I always assumed that lipstick on the (facial) lips was invented to make them look more like engorged labia. Not that every woman who uses it has that in mind, but I figure it is probably the origin of the practice.

 

[Carnevil9]

Here's a real historical fashion trend: Back in the "roaring" twenties (a hundred years ago), flappers would put rouge on their knees. I've never heard a good explanation for this trend, other than my personal theory that it makes you look like you've just been on your knees sucking cock.

Lyrics from the song, "All That Jazz" -

Come on babe, why don't we paint the town?
(And all that jazz)
I'm gonna rouge my knees and roll my stockings down
(And all that jazz)
Start the car, I know a whoopee spot
Where the gin is cold but the piano's hot
It's just a noisy hall, where there's a nightly brawl
And all that jazz

 

[CuttingEdge]

I always assumed that lipstick on the (facial) lips was invented to make them look more like engorged labia. Not that every woman who uses it has that in mind, but I figure it is probably the origin of the practice.

Close...

Lipstick was invented by Egyptian prostitutes during the Old Kingdom era (when the pyramids were being built) about 4500 years ago. This lipstick, which was a rouge concoction of pigments was to show potential clients that they knew what to do with their facial lips (give blowjobs).

I think of this when I am at church and there is some prude woman of about 60 with bright red lipstick on. I am thinking, "oh, if you only knew"...

 

[sirhugs]

Close...

Lipstick was invented by Egyptian prostitutes during the Old Kingdom era (when the pyramids were being built) about 4500 years ago. This lipstick, which was a rouge concoction of pigments was to show potential clients that they knew what to do with their facial lips (give blowjobs).

I think of this when I am at church and there is some prude woman of about 60 with bright red lipstick on. I am thinking, "oh, if you only knew"...

who says she doesn't?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

who says she doesn't?

Heh heh heh, the SNL Church Lady taken back out for a spin on literotica!

 

[Carnevil9]

who says she doesn't?

Yeah, I know quite a few women in their sixties who give blowjobs. Some of them go to church, too.

 

[CuttingEdge]

Yeah, I know quite a few women in their sixties who give blowjobs. Some of them go to church, too.

Ha, ha... that was not what I was asking myself. I was wondering if she knew how lipstick was invented, not if she gave a blowjob. Most women do that no matter how old, prudish, or if they go to church or not.

Granted times change, like high heels originally being worn by men, and then taken over by lady's fashion. The same can be said for lipstick, and probably why some religious sects do not allow ladies to wear it, whereas generally in culture it is accepted that it is not a prostitute-only thing.

But that is how things work. Things just morph over time. I am sure people at church often wonder if my girlfriend knows the meaning of ankle bracelets, or at least the meaning to some people. She often wears them, and yes to church. She is not a wife, let alone a hotwife; she just likes anklets.

 

[sirhugs]

Heh heh heh, the SNL Church Lady taken back out for a spin on literotica!

out back in the vestibule?

 

[sirhugs]

Yeah, I know quite a few women in their sixties who give blowjobs. Some of them go to church, too.

do the give blow jobs IN the church?
could make for a more fun fUNdraiser than a bingo or a tea social.

 

[Carnevil9]

do the give blow jobs IN the church?
could make for a more fun fUNdraiser than a bingo or a tea social.

Why do you think they have those kneelers in the pews?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Why do you think they have those kneelers in the pews?

DON’T start with the priest jokes

 

[sirhugs]

DON’T start with the priest jokes

I confess that I like Carney's puns