If this site was a microcosm.....

Ohhhh!
Oh!
YAY!
I won!
Yayati finally noticed me!


Why, why...I feel pretty,
Oh so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and gay,
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me today.

I feel charming,
Oh so charming,
It's alarming how charming I feel,
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.

See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!

I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!

I feel pretty,
Oh so pretty
That the city should give me its key.
A committee
Should be organized to honor me.

I feel dizzy,
I feel sunny,
I feel fizzy and funny and fine,
And so pretty,
Miss America can just resign!

See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
What mirror where?
Who can that attractive girl be?
(Which? What? Where? Whom?)
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
(Whommm? Whommm? )
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!
(Whommm?)

I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!
:D
 
There are a lot of sluts in America.....ho hum....
 
yayati said:
If this site can be considered as a microcosm of the world community, then I would surmise that the dumbest and most 'whorish' girls are American girls. Weather they be Christian or Jews they fit this description. This list includes Lavender, CelestialBody, Miscika and KillerMuffin.:)

So, basically 4 of the hottest women on Lit, who you have no chance of ever fucking? Gee, I wonder why you're bitter.
 
Oh yati! What an amusing and clever little guy you are!

You edited my nick out of your original list after i posted.

Well, now. Don't i feel foolish? Oh me oh my. Whatever should i do? Should i slink off in shame? Should i hang my head and feel like a fool? Oh dear oh dear oh dear.

Your turn, darling.
:cool:
 
Poor, lonely, little man. You bore me. Leaving now.

Oh, and so sorry about your penis.
 
Sunstruck, you're so presumptuous! This is really Cym trolling, you know...

Can you say "Borderline Personaity Disorder"? Is is very serious and not to be fooled with...
 
storm?
:kiss:
You're a gallant, so rare in these parts, in these days.

Allow me to clarify one thing though, if you will: this thread is an example of yati being yati and trying to play games with me. I don't troll anyone, at all, ever. I'm no good at it, something that's been more than adequately demonstrated in the past.
;)
 
sorry, had to log off!

Presumptuous in thinking yoyotwat had a penis, that's all ;)

Cym, I was totally joking. I know about him. I try to ask him serious questions, and get ignored completely. Sorry if I offended you, sweetie! :rose:
 
yayati said:
If this site can be considered as a microcosm of the world community, then I would surmise that the dumbest and most 'whorish' girls are American girls. Weather they be Christian or Jews they fit this description. This list includes Lavender, CelestialBody, Miscika and KillerMuffin.:)

Damnit, can't I be included on the whorish list? I'm always talking about getting laid, wanting to get laid, how good it feels to get laid...
 
Re: Re: If this site was a microcosm.....

lilminx said:


Damnit, can't I be included on the whorish list? I'm always talking about getting laid, wanting to get laid, how good it feels to get laid...

You're always on my whorish list, my little Minxy. :devil:
 
Holy Bible - Eze 23:11 And when her sister Aholibah saw [this], she was more corrupt in her inordinate love than she, and in her whoredoms more than her sister in [her] whoredoms.

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