If this parofy doesn't make you laugh, NOTHING WILL!!!!

nasty1

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Osama got run over by a reindeer
Walking outside his cave on Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But now even the Talibam believe

Osama thought we'd never find him
But even little children know
Santa knows who's being rather naughty
In those hard Afghani mountains capped with snow

Al Quida found him Christmas morning
Face down on that mouintain pass
There were hoof prints on his turban
And a broken reindeer antler up his ass

Osama got run over by a reindeer
Walking outside his cave on Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as karma
But if you saw those hoof prints you'd believe

Sing it

Osama got run over by a reindeer
Now he's not around on Christmas day
He thought he'd be meetin' Allah
The only thing he met was Santa's sleigh.

Merry Christmas
 
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