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Someone forwarded this to me. I don't know the author. I hope Connie appreciates him.

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Dear Connie,
>
> I know the counselor said we shouldn't contact each
> other during our "cooling off" period, but I
> couldn't wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I'd
> never talk to you again. But that was just the
> wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never
> wanted to be the first one to make contact. In my
> fantasies, it was always you who would come crawling
> back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I
> see that my pride's cost me a lot of things. I'm
> tired of pretending I don't miss you. I don't care
> about looking bad anymore. I don't care who makes
> the first move as long as one of us does. Maybe it's
> time we let our hearts speak as loudly as our hurt.
> And this is what my heart says: "There's no one like
> you, Connie." I look for you in the eyes and breasts
> of every woman I see, but they're not you. They're
> not even close.
>
> Two weeks ago, I met this girl at Flamingos and
> brought her home with me. I don't say this to hurt
> you, but just to illustrate the depth of my
> desperation. She was young, maybe 19; with one of
> those perfect bodies that only youth and maybe a
> childhood spent ice skating can give you. I mean,
> just a perfect body. Tits like you wouldn't believe
> and an ass that just wouldn't quit. Every man's
> dream, right? But as I sat on the couch being blown
> by this stunner, I thought, look at the stuff we've
> made important in our lives. It's all so
> superficial. What does a perfect body mean? Does it
> make her better in bed? Well, in this case, yes, but
> you see what I'm getting at. Does it make her a
> better person? Does she have a better heart than my
> moderately attractive Connie? I doubt it. And I'd
> never really thought of that before. I don't know,
> maybe I'm just growing up a little. Later, after I'd
> tossed her about a half a pint of throat yogurt, I
> found myself thinking, "Why do I feel so drained
> and empty?" It wasn't just her flawless technique
> or her slutty, shameless hunger, but something else.
> Some nagging feeling of loss. Why did it feel so
> incomplete? And then it hit me. It didn't feel the
> same because you weren't there to watch. Do you know
> what I mean? Nothing feels the same without you.
> Jesus, Connie, I'm just going crazy without you. And
> everything I do just reminds me of you.

Love, Dan

(to be continued)
 
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Connie, sweetheart,

> Do you remember Carol, that single mom we met at the
> Holiday Inn lounge last year? Well, she dropped by
> last week with a pan of lasagna. She said she
> figured I wasn't eating right without a woman
> around. I didn't know what she meant till later, but
> that's not the real story. Anyway, we had a few
> glasses of wine and the next thing you know, we're
> banging away in our old bedroom. And this tart's a
> total monster in the sack. She's giving me
> everything, you know, like a real woman does when
> she's not hung up about her weight or her career and
> whether the kids can hear us. And all of a sudden,
> she spots that tilting mirror on your grandmother's
> old vanity. So she puts it on the floor and we
> straddle it, right, so we can watch ourselves. And
> it's totally hot, but it makes me sad, too. Cause I
> can't help thinking, "Why didn't Connie ever put the
> mirror on the floor? We've had this old vanity for
> what, 14 years, and we never used it as a sex toy."
> I'm haunted by memories of you, Connie. It's so
> painful.

> Saturday, your sister drops by with my copy of the
> restraining order. I mean, Vicky's just a kid and
> all, but she's got a pretty good head on her
> shoulders and she's been a real friend to me during
> this painful time. She's given me lots of good
> advice about you and about women in general. She's
> pulling for us to get back together, Connie, she
> really is. So we're doing Jell-O shots in a hot
> bubble bath and talking about happier times. Here's
> this teenage girl with the same DNA as you and all I
> can do is think of how much she looked like you when
> you were 18. And that just about makes me cry. And
> then it turns out Vicky's really into the whole anal
> thing, that gets me to thinking about how many times
> I pressured you about trying it and how that
> probably fueled some of the bitterness between us.
> But do you see how even then, when I'm thrusting
> inside your baby sister's cinnamon ring, all I can
> do is think of you? It's true, Connie. In your heart
> you must know it. Don't you think we
> could start over? Just wipe out all the grievances
> away and start fresh? I think we can.
>
> If you feel the same please, please, please let me
> know.
>
> Otherwise, can you let me know where the fucking
> remote is.
>
> Love, Dan
 
Woah

Those are terrible, absolutely terrible.. I loved every word of it though :)

Got more?
 
Re: throat yogurt

Perdita, I was impressed with 'throat yogurt' as I always am now when I see sexual slang and don't recognize it from Literotica. I thought I'd seen 'em all.

Edited to add: same with "cinnamon ring" from the second letter. (Sounds like it might sting a bit.)
 
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sincerely_helene said:
If there isn't a reply from Connie in five, I'm going for it!

(The reply, that is.)

I was hoping everyone would take a shot at her reply.

:D

You go first.
 
sincerely_helene said:
Naw. I've decided to leave it in the capable hands of Lit's more experianced Authors. :D

If you back out now, you'll be in violation of the Thread Continuation Act passed in Dec. 2000 by the International Advisory Committee on Literary and Pornographic Message Boards. Literotica could lose its certification.
 
shereads said:
If you back out now, you'll be in violation of the Thread Continuation Act passed in Dec. 2000 by the International Advisory Committee on Literary and Pornographic Message Boards. Literotica could lose its certification.


But Porn sites naturally just cry out for some form of violation, don't they?

Think they'll throw me in the "hole?"
 
sincerely_helene said:
But Porn sites naturally just cry out for some form of violation, don't they?

Think they'll throw me in the "hole?"

Actually, I think some of the Night Watchmen will be looking to "impale" you on something… ;)
 
sincerely_helene said:
Originally posted by yui
Actually, I think some of the Night Watchmen will be looking to "impale" you on something…

Now that has "porn story potential" written all over it. :D

Please ... please let them use the pillory. That's all I ask ;)

Shanglan
 
Yui - that little guy in the coffee cup is making me dizzy. Whoa, good thing I've got four legs to stand on ...

Shanglan
 
BlackShanglan said:
Yui - that little guy in the coffee cup is making me dizzy. Whoa, good thing I've got four legs to stand on ...

Shanglan

Sorry! He's gone now! He was cute for about the first 30 seconds... :eek:
 
shereads said:
How can you refuse to speak for poor Connie?

Why don't you give it a go, and I will try to top you.

It will be like a mini diss contest.

You know you want to.

He won't know what hit him. :cool:
 
sincerely_helene said:
Now that has "porn story potential" written all over it. :D

It's the impaling. Happens everytime. Throw in some "frolicking", a horse, and a pillory you might just have the perfect porn story...or a damn fine Western. ;)
 
yui said:
It's the impaling. Happens everytime. Throw in some "frolicking", a horse, and a pillory you might just have the perfect porn story...or a damn fine Western. ;)

It's got to be worth the experiment!

Yui, you have the most amazing trove of cute little icons. It's worth checking in each day just to see who's playing in your sig line.

Shanglan
 
Sher,

We are all friends here, more like a family. So that being said, it's okay to come out and tell us that you are really Connie.

Take Dan back, he sounds so sincere.
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Sher,

We are all friends here, more like a family. So that being said, it's okay to come out and tell us that you are really Connie.

Take Dan back, he sounds so sincere.

I'm Dan.
 
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