If.....Then.....

[IhateClowns]

If licking a twat were tastier than cake, then I would light your pubic hair on fire and make a wish.

 

[Pinktacokitty]

If licking a twat were tastier than cake, then I would light your pubic hair on fire and make a wish.

If licking your cock was tastier than licking a Chocolate Tootsie Roll Pop, then I would bite your cock to get to the center faster......

 

[IhateClowns]

If you aren't liked by a vast majority of people, then look inward instead of casting blame on everyone else.

 

[IhateClowns]

If you can make a woman squirt, then she will make you a bologna sandwich while you clean up the mess.