If, Then statements

[TWB]

If people got paid for posting here, then Ginny would be a millionaire.













It is only I and the others who read her posts who profit from her presence here.

 

[TWB]

If I had half a brain, Then I would be working and not posting my silly ass off here.

 

[TWB]

You get the idea. . . .

 

[Jedi_Outcast]

If i had boobs, then I'd never leave the house

 

[Dillinger]

If squirrels could speak, then kangaroos would rule the world.

 

[Lady Pendragon]

If wishes were horses then beggars could ride.

 

[BigDawg69]

If I had a hammer, then I would build you a house.


oh wait . . .

If frogs had wings, they wouldn't smack their ass when they hopped.

no no . . .

If I were invisible, then would I feel the same

 

[MidnightsANGEL]

If my kids never took naps all at the same time, I'd never get to piss...*LOL*

 

[Secret Kate]

 

[bluemuse]

If you could read my mind, then I 'd have to kill you.

 

[Msadventure]

If I weren't a sports widow, then I wouldn't be posting here.

 

[PumpkinSmasher]

If a tree falls in the forest and it makes a sound, then you better run as fast as you can.

 

[activesense]

If it weren't for Lit, everyone would get more work done but wouldn't be as happy...

 

[PumpkinSmasher]

If I was at 1,000,000 post, then I would be "King of Lit"

 

[Tap-Out]

If I had even half a brain then I'd be dangerous.

 

[PumpkinSmasher]

If you skip step 4, then your cookies taste like shit.

 

[unclej]

if i had secret kate's boobs for the afternoon and she had a feather then we'd both be tickled.

 

[tortoise]

If pride mixes with paranoia, then reason is often a casualty.

 

[Jedi_Outcast]

for those of a techie nature

if (Penis == hard)
{
if (Girlfriend == available)
{
sex == great;
}
else
{
dountil (orgasm = 1)
{
whack the weenie;
}
}

just a little perverted PERL

 

[PumpkinSmasher]

If this thread continues to get post, then it will stay on the first page.

 

[Weird Harold]

If frogs had wings, they wouldn't smack their ass when they hopped.

If a frog's ass was glass, then he'd lnly smack it once.