If the world ended tomarrow.

Fly_On_Wall

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and you were granted three wishes, (cna't make more wishes or stop the world from ending or any of that shit)

what three things do you want most.
 
I would wish for:

An afterlife.


The other 2 wishes wouldn't be needed. Assuming I got an afterlife, I would want to deal with whatever comes at me wish no genie help.
 
The best meal of my life

The best stand-up comedy of all time

The best fuck


What did you expect?
 
The world is ending tomorrow? Oh shit! I knew I should have taken up some of those offers. Damn!

Well, I wish I could go back about two years and pick out the best offers, aw hell, all the offers, ok ok, THE offer. Damn!:D
 
1) Laurel macked

2) Laurel raped after her macking

3) Errr ummmm I dunno..something with that sexy-girl..maybe some forced blow jobs or something
 
Heathers was so cool. I love that movie.


Ok, I think I will add a wish to mine- that in my afterlife, I get an afterlife-time supply of DVD's from a rental store.
 
Anais Dahl said:
Heathers was so cool. I love that movie.


Ok, I think I will add a wish to mine- that in my afterlife, I get an afterlife-time supply of DVD's from a rental store.


Shut the fuck up or i'll kill you

--

Hanns Schmidt
 
Yes! That movie.

The lunch time poll.

You inherit a million dollars the same day aliens come to take over the world and announce they are going to blow it up in 24 hours, what do you do with the money?
 
capricious_chic said:
Yes! That movie.

The lunch time poll.

You inherit a million dollars the same day aliens come to take over the world and announce they are going to blow it up in 24 hours, what do you do with the money?

I'd put it all in high yeild bonds, by the end of the 24 hours I'd have rolled it into a cool $1,000,001.75







wait... that's no good...
 
sideshow_cecil said:


I'd put it all in high yeild bonds, by the end of the 24 hours I'd have rolled it into a cool $1,000,001.75







wait... that's no good...

hay hay hay worng question

wishes not money :D
 
Hanns- kisses dahling.

Everyone else- add Russel Crowe as my eternal bound adoring slave in the afterlife as my 3rd wish.
 
Anais Dahl said:
Hanns- kisses dahling.

Everyone else- add Russel Crowe as my eternal bound adoring slave in the afterlife as my 3rd wish.

Your not funny

infact, you're not interesting either

--

Hanns Schmidt
 
1. To be with my Ceebums for the rest of the time I'm alive.

2. To be able to say goodbye to everyone I love and care about.

3. To sing at the biggest stadium in the world.
 
1. To see that sonofabitch Osama binLaden tortured, skinned alive and burned at the stake.
2. Ditto to Saddam Hussein
3. To have Julia Roberts, Cameron Diaz, Reese Witherspoon, Britney Spears, Jennifer Lopez, Venessa Williams, and a long list of others take turns sitting on my face.

Of course I'd probably end up here jerking off and responding to stupid surveys... then *poof*
 
The same things that I already have..

1. Good food
2. Good company to share the food with
3. Good conversation
 
smaller breasts. say a b or c cup.
have a guy with a penis 23 cm long at my beck and call.
have two guys with penises23 cm long at my beck and call. :p
 
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