If someone offered you 5 million dollars to be black
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Does the dick come with it?
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Does the dick come with it?
Yeah, we'll throw that in to consolidate the deal just for you!
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No, I want to be black French...
Liberal chicks are crazy as shit, in love with France, and a good fuck that you can kick to the curb because their self-esteem is so fucking low that they will move on. Not like some right-wing bitch who's gonna attach herself to your leg and start blabbering incoherently about love...
Liberal chicks are crazy as shit, in love with France, and a good fuck that you can kick to the curb because their self-esteem is so fucking low that they will move on. Not like some right-wing bitch who's gonna attach herself to your leg and start blabbering incoherently about love...
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Noooooooooo way...
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I put this question to some other guys and they all pretty much came back with the same answer: If they DID succumb, they'd spend the first year hiring white prostitutes, the second year looking for a surgeon to turn them white again and the third looking for the most painless and cheapest way of committing suicide......
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Why not? I had a black boss, straight out of Africa. He was an engineer and wherever it was that he had received his education had left him sounding like Sidney Poitier as Mr. Tibbs.
If you can assure 4st of getting the stereotypical dick, I think good diction is a reasonable codicil to the agreement.
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No mate. A posh British accent is priceless, sorry old chap. Big black dicks are two-a-penny, as indeed are big white ones...
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Now you've taken a turn for the boring...
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I'm shocked that you're friends with small-brained racists.
I don't think they are. They were trying to be honest. Their libido's would be such that they would only want white women and in England at least only dogs go for a black man. No, I think they were pretty accurate..
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Does the dick come with it?
Rob, UD, Merc, SgtPapperWannabe, CowpooSlinger, SeanH, luke ... just to name a few, are already dicks with out being black
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That's because compared to you, they're brilliant.
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I'm shocked that you're friends with small-brained racists.
so, everyone that isn't failure is a racist?
everyone, that is like you ... that lives in their mothers basement isn't a racist?
you surrender your rights, willingly, and proudly march on to become a slave? in order to accept welfare
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Well, someone managed to turn boring into stupid...
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Michael Jackson spent more than $5 million trying to become white.
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How did you know my nick for the OP?
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Are you giving $5M to those who are already black?
Or do you discriminate even in your fantasies?
If someone offered my wife five million to become black I'd hope she would take it. Win-win for me.
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If someone offered my wife five million to become black I'd hope she would take it. Win-win for me.
Great minds think alike.
Anywho, for $5 million, I'll become neon orange, let along black.
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You cant be more racist than me, and I'd be black for much less money than your offer. Black is a color, nigger is a choice.
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