If Santa truly exists

[semen4her]

If Santa truly exists and the songs were factual would you change your lifestyle in hopes of nice present? <OR> would you continue to be the depraved asshole you are now and face an eternity of coal in your stocking?

Try to be honest and not mimic the Santaless Jew kids with your answer.

 

[Peregrinator]

If Santa truly exists and the songs were factual would you change your lifestyle in hopes of nice present? <OR> would you continue to be the depraved asshole you are now and face an eternity of coal in your stocking?

Try to be honest and not mimic the Santaless Jew kids with your answer.

You suck at this. My "have faith" thread is way better.

 

[CandiCame]

Eh, I was a spoiled kid. I don't need Santa.

 

[semen4her]

You suck at this. My "have faith" thread is way better.

Take a minute...

I'll wait.

 

[Peregrinator]

I'll give you a minute...

I'll wait.

Can you walk like a duck?

 

[semen4her]

Can you walk like a duck?

If you had your way with me I'm sure I would...

 

[Peregrinator]

If you had your way with me I'm sure I would...

Start eating better. When I make pate out of your liver, I want it to taste good.

 

[semen4her]

I will dine on a whipping cream diet from now on.

 

[RoryN]

Some right-fringe religious looney admin on another site came into a thread I did about Santa Claus in another forum years ago. It was a joke thread, of course, but he chimes in and feels all superior with: "I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was 7. "

To which I responded, "Good for you. I stopped believing in God when I was 6."

Insta-ban!

 

[BossMan62]

Oh god, theres no santa claus? *sobs*

 

[Wok]

If Santa truly exists and the songs were factual would you change your lifestyle in hopes of nice present? <OR> would you continue to be the depraved asshole you are now and face an eternity of coal in your stocking?

Try to be honest and not mimic the Santaless Jew kids with your answer.

Coal is helpful for keeping the house warm.

 

[tactful]

Can you walk like a duck?

That, was very fowl of you, five yard penalty, at best, at worst ten.
Therefore, five might get you ten.

 

[bluntforcemama]

http://rightnetwork.com/links/christmas-time-for-the-jews