If only I could be as politically correct as Lavy...

CoolCucumber

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But I can't be. I'm too opinionated. I can't always say the nice thing. Although I try my hardest to be nice, and do good unto others, I feel the need to be mean, or kick some poor sap on occasion when he falls. Damn...I guess Lavy will never like me now... *tear*

-CoolCucumber
 
Political correctness and being opinionated are not oil and water.
 
I want to be like Lavender when I grow up.

Cept I want to be a flaming evil bitch.
 
I'm sorry...I did something mean out here in real life today. I took revenge on an ex, and torpedoed her new relationship with the info of her cheating on me to her new sig. other. And here I was striving to be as great as Lavy. Which brings me to a question...how can you be a politically correct, 100% golden hearted lawyer?

-CoolCucumber
 
Well considering the conversation was about being politically correct, I would assume that is what I meant.

Why would anyone want to be Problem Child anyway? He's fine the way he is.
 
Ain't a damn bit of PC in me - in any connotation you care to read into it.
 
Oh, another chance to sing...as Whitney Houston:

"I'm every woman...."

or is that....climb every woman?
 
Ah.. no... nope... not at all

however - if you want some Dill in you...
 
Problem Child said:
Oh, another chance to sing...as Whitney Houston:

"I'm every woman...."

or is that....climb every woman?


I Have Been In You Lyrics
- ---- ---- -- ---

I have been in you, baby
And you
Have been in me
And we
Have be
So intimately
Entwined
And it sure was fine

I have been in you, baby
And you
Have been in me
And so you see
We
Have be so together
I thought that we would never
Return from forever
Return from forever
Return from forever...

You
Have been in me
And understandably
I have been in 'n' outa you
An' everywhere
You want me to
Yes, you know it's true

And while
I was inside
I mighta been
Undignified
And that is maybe
Why you cried
I don't know
Maybe so,
But what's the difference now?

I have been in you, baby
You have been in me
Aw' little girl, there ain't no time
To wash yer stinky hand
Go 'head 'n' roll over
I'm goin' in you again
In you again
In you again
In you again...

I'm goin' in you again-ahhh
In you again, ah!
In you again - ahhh
In you again, ah!
In you again - ahhh
In you again, ah!
In you again - ahhh
In you again, ah!

I'm going in you again, baby
'N' can go in me too,
That's true
I'm goin' in you again, baby
'N' later when we get through
I'm goin' in you again - ahh
In you again, ah!
In you again - ahhh
In you again, ah!
In you again - ahhh
In you again, ah!
In you again - ahhh

-- Frank Zappa
 
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